Scanchez

I disagree.

Why is everyone slating Nacho all of a sudden? Surely you can think of something better to complain about? I guess if he bags one or two in the next game you can set your sights on someone else.

Wang 2 grand on 0-0. Save my props for later.

THIS PROVES NOTHING. HE NEEDS TO BE PUNISHED REGARDLESS.

Victor Kristiansen is only 20?! Did not realise that.

Yeah, about that...

Would be weird if they had Evans and Schmeichel. Not a bad shout though.

THIS SEASON'S A WRITE OFF

I went to uni with this fella. He's RAPID.

I don't see why that's important.

Looks like he can produce the juice, if you know what I mean?

I'd imagine Timmy, Souttar, Daka, Soumare and VK will be either sold or loaned out before the window closes. I like Timmy but not overly fussed about the others.

People keep saying 'a win's a win' but is it? How can we be sure? Needs looking at.

Yeah, well, you can prove anything with facts.

Watched this for the first time last night. Incredible film. I was an emotional wreck by the end of it.

The only acceptable answer

We need to sell KDH because he's garbage. Then we should try and sign him because he's awesome.

17.17

Hopefully a French team will put a bid in. Brest maybe?

My willy just stood up and started dancing. Got to be a good sign.

Will definitely be bobbing a few quid on that.