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My wife just dropped a tin of beans on my foot. THANKS A LOT, HEINZ!

Winning too many matches. We should at least try and draw a couple.

Personally, I was born in England but of Irish heritage as are a lot of my friends. Most, if not all of us would be honoured to represent Ireland (if we were able to!) You don't have to be born in the country to have a deep connection with it. People suggesting McAteer would play for Ireland 'for the money' are being ridiculous. In the scheme of things Irish players get pennies for an international appearance (the men's team recently had their payment vastly reduced to match the ladies team).

U ok hun?

Need to try and score a goal or two and avoid conceding too many. Score more than them preferably. That's my take on it. It is what it is. Take it or leave it.

YES. More of this type of stuff please.

Ah makes sense now!

Why are they both on the pitch? Why is Rooney wearing a suit? Why is there nobody in the crowd? Why do they both look so weird? Why is Vardy roughly 5 times the size of Rooney? It's probably my age but these weird mocked up images make me feel slightly confused / like I'm going to vomit. Stuff like this

So many questions about this image. Utterly bizarre.

I don't care what our shirt sponsor is. As long as Kante and Mahrez are still wearing them, I'm happy.

THIS KIND OF STUFF SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED. IT'S CRUEL. A LOT OF THESE BOYS WEREN'T EVEN ALIVE IN THE 90S. WHY TREAT THEM LIKE THIS? WHY MINIPULATE THEM. WHY CONFUSE THEM IN SUCH A BARBARIC WAY? TIME FOR ENZO TO GO, ME THINKS. #FOXESNEVERQUIT

I've always said Vestergaard was good. People were like 'Nooo!! You can't say that!!' And I was like 'Well, I just did.' And then they were like 'Whaaaa? You crazy. You too crazy'. Goes to show. I'm really clever and most people aren't.

I'd seriously retire the number 9 shirt when he decides to call it a day. Doubt we'll see the likes of him again. Incredible story.

HE NEEDS TO GO

Anyone who believes anything that comes out of these bastards' mouths needs to give their head a wobble.

He reminds me of a young me.

I'm, not a football manager but I say we go for the draw. If not, lose at the very least.

Depending on injuries I think we'll just maybe get one loanee in for cover.

If we don't get past 250 points Enzo has to consider retiring. That's just a fact. A brutal fact that I'm prepared to say. Consider those feathers ruffled.

I also refer to my degree as a Desmond.

Might buy this to celebrate: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/869775059/hamza-choudhury-leicester-city-football?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_uk_en_gb_-clothing&utm_custom1=_k_Cj0KCQjwpc-oBhCGARIsAH6ote9k0FqXL8c8sodYnf0Xp9oTbtyUBsyfozAaF7YlOZfyT2eOVgyMTpcaAjgxEALw_wcB_k_&utm_content=go_11073922980_109610251118_462914649514_aud-2079782229534:pla-360912201277_c__869775059engb_160011628&utm_custom2=11073922980&gclid=Cj0KCQjwpc-oBhCGARIsAH6ote9k0FqXL8c8sodYnf0Xp9oTbtyUBsyfozAaF7YlOZfyT2eOVgyMTpcaAjgxEALw_wcB

Picked this up from a charity shop yesterday. It's amazing.

"I'm not Jesus Christ the second. I'm Nigel Pearson the first".

Might sound a bit OTT but I think there's a fair chance that Nigel might be the second coming of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. Peace be upon him.

Probably should sack Enzo if Nige is visiting.