To the tune of the 1970’s middle of the road, soft rock classic, Close to you, by the Carpenters.
Why do goals suddenly appear, ev'ry time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be Fat-A-Wuuu.
Lah, lah lah lah, lah Fat-A-Wuuu.
Probably need speeding up a little to avoid sounding like a dirge