21st Century Fox

I'll start by saying, I'll eat a Caramel Wafer above other chocolate bars but there's no getting around the fact that the texture of the stale wafer itself, is as if Tunnocks are still working their way through the first batch they made in 1952 (Yes, I googled it). The Teacake however is like some celestial being has scrapped some of heaven's cloud onto a delicate biscuit and gently coated it in chocolate, each being quality checked by God himself. Secondly, can I say how disheartening it is to be in the Football Forum and read a posters opinions and go "yeah I really agree with this chap, we're definitely on the same wavelength", only to then come to General Chat and realise that they in fact have opinions on confectionary akin to Jacob Rees-Mogg.

Oh dear god please! Atalanta's head of senior recruitment Lee Congerton is one of the names being considered by Sir Jim Ratcliffe for a sporting director role at Manchester United.