21st Century Fox

The “Alex Smithies” Player of the Season award nailed on.

Martin’s tactics in League One is like trying to win the World Snooker Championships using a dildo instead of a cue. You may well eventually pot a ball using it but it’s not the right tool for the job… and you look like a stubborn ****ing twat in the process.

Good statement. If anything it should open some more eyes about the complete lack of engagement from the club regardless whether they act on it or not.

Can’t wait for the third act of the movie to be his meteoric signing for… Burnley.

It’s the Swansea connection. We’ve always assumed Southampton were the architects of all our pain but it’s Swansea. Sousa Rodgers Cooper Martin For some reason Top or Rudkin saw Swansea’s possession based, zero achievement football and thought that was the enlightened path forward.

So he’s started digging the players out after 5 games! He’s really speed-running the inevitable Martin demise!

The guy’s a cretin. Who nails their colours to firmly to one style of play and thinks that’s superior football. It just shows you up as totally unable to adapt, which makes you a worse manager. How has he not got the self awareness to understand his slide from Premier League to League One manager is very much due to his myopic adherence to one tactic.

Once again we’ve handed the keys to a manager to recruit his weak mates, who we’ve handed ridiculously long contracts to. Rinse and repeat. The next manager won’t be able to use them and they’ll stink the place up and toxicity will set in. Well done everyone at this shit heap of a club.

It’s a good window, insofar as we’ve shipped out the majority of crap buys we accrued through years of mismanagement. If we had a proper Director of Football structure, they’d be the constant line throughout managerial change and would have a stronger hand in recruiting players to fit the consistent style of play (Brighton, Brentford etc.). Unfortunately it appears we’ve gone down the Cooper route again and signed a load of players the manager wants and has worked with before. Great if it works but we could be in the exact same position again, where we need to offload a bunch of players who are specifically tailored to Martinball.

He’s been stood in that field for two months living exclusively on olives.

Our entire squad must have the collective weight of a wet pair of Top’s skinny jeans.

Uefa pursuing criminal legal proceedings against Fifa and its president Gianni Infantino.

The guy has inexplicably been kept around for far too long and has been far too comfortable in the periphery. Chopping managers has been an absolute blessing for him. Each time he gets a fresh start and has provided next nothing. It’s best for all for him to move on.

Prime Baresi (RIP) would struggle partnered with the muck we have left.

When he slips on the marble floors in Seagrave.