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That checks out. Martians have a terrible extraterrestrial rights record. They're using a lot of Jovian forced labour to build their infrastructure.

I doubt Clarke had an agenda but the print media who latched onto it afterwards always appear to. I read one article asking whether this was England's Keane v McCarthy moment. **** off and try writing something positive, just give us this one thing rather than the constant stream of rage-bait and apocalyptic fear mongering.

His new team mates appear to have already met him and invited him to a welcome picnic. ”Yeah Victor, 3pm out in that arid field by the olive trees, we’ll all be there *snigger*”

I imagine they’ll be targeting Bellingham to get their Beckham moment. He’s shown a few times he can go in a bit rash when he’s amped up.

This must be a Russell Martin signing. Which is reassuring as it definitely hasn't been an issue previously when we've allowed managers to load the squad with 'experience'. If not Glover needs to get his notice in.

Stately homes everywhere:

Retro badge Retro trefoil Shirt pattern like Henry VIII’s commode You almost had me LCFC, you almost had me.

We really do have a c*ntish media in this country. They know they can sell rage bait better than good news so they’re trying to blow Tuchel and Bellingham’s comments out of proportion. Surely only in this country do we create this type of self destruction.

Tuchel about to lay the nut on Gabriel Clarke.

****ing Furries have no shame showing off their kink in public.

That was more manufactured than West Life.

Not a chance

Those Walkers packets have been CGI'd so they can interchange them with Lays regionally. FACT.

On 19 November 2025, Schjelderup was convicted of a child pornography offence after he admitted to forwarding a Snapchat video containing two boys under the age of 18 engaging in sexual activity to four of his friends. He was handed a 14-day suspended sentence. He had previously posted a statement about the incident, which happened when he was 19, calling it a "stupid mistake"

"rowing in the right direction" Matterface's bellend gets a bit of tingle off that one.

Barney Ronay's description of Thomas Tuchel as "Nosferatu on a golfing weekend" is so accurate.

The TV gantries in this tournament have been built by someone who has never watched football on TV before.

There is something Ivan Drago like about Haaland.

Not like Witzel to cripple someone.

Some one needs to give that kid a slap.

Boooooooooo! Axel Witsel.

Crazy to think we were once linked with him and now it’s Danny Ings

F**kin' 'ell. I don't believe there ever really is a good sponsor on a shirt. But a 'good' sponsor becomes part of the shirt (Sony on Juve, Pirelli on Inter etc), they can still be large but not overpowering and still fit the aesthetic. I'm sure every sponsor wants to be on a fluorescent backing to draw the most attention but that overpowers the entire shirt. Sony Pirelli, Opel paid for a few seasons of sponsorship but those shirts are still being worn because they're classics, great investment. That abomination will be passed over on a charity shop rail after the season is out because Vitality will have insisted on a bright pink circle in the middle of the shirt.

I think what's as equally frustrating as the club charging £20 to stream preseason friendlies, is the knowledge that some people will pay it.

I wish him well in the inevitable 49% of the matches he ends up playing for Panathinaikos.