21st Century Fox

It’s their carers from the Seagrave Retirement Home I feel sorry for. Having to wheel them both all that way.

Great David Bevan article on Esteban for the Mundial newsletter today. https://www.goal.com/mundial/esteban-cambiasso-at-the-king-power-kante-premier-league/?ref=mundial-daily-newsletter (Requires subscription)

"I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly".

We don't deserve anyone half decent to come in. I don't want someone to paper over the cracks. We are where we are because the decision making higher up is atrocious, this is what they deserve. Change won't happen until we absolutely hit rock bottom, let's face it.

If you knew we'd have a group of players who give a shit in the Championship next season, this whole debacle would be a lot easier to take.

Assume this statement came with the 22/23 internal review as an attachment?

Craig Dawson on his way into training today:

Rudkin every January.

We must be breaking ground on a new wing of the Seagrave Care Home.

Ruud, go and rinse all the players for their choice of boots! It works! Genius man management!

No manager worth their salt will touch us with a barge pole now that Rodgers (possibly), Enzo and now Ruud have clearly been lied to regarding transfers.

That's what I'm saying. We all hoped the silver lining to the last relegation would be a reset. If it were somehow guaranteed this at the cost of a relegation, I'd snap their hand off to get out of this spiral.

I'd take a relegation if it truly ment this time we cleared the deadwood and had a massive shift in culture. Unfortunately extremely unlikely to happen with Top and Rudkin being the stem of the problem.

I'd imagine the Dyche or Moyes crowd would be lapping his kind of confrontation and discipline up.

Does anyone know how well Ruskin does in his other King Power stables role? Is that quantifiable by someone with knowledge of horse racing/polo or whatever it is they do? Has he actually performed well in this role and that's what keeps his feet under the table here?

I'd even take an energy drink company owning us at this point, but let's be honest this would be about our level at the moment....

Somewhere in a drawer in an office at the King Power Stadium is a clenched monkey paw from 2016.

Trying to get a tune out of this team is like trying to make pottery with shit. It might look like a mug but it's still made of shit and will melt into a diarrhoeay puddle when you pour hot water into it.

Ah sweet! We can get that final stamp on our erratic defender loyalty card!

12th minute, flapping like a SeaWorld dolphin.

Ward when the first mediocre, innocuous shot comes in...

No, no you couldn't.