jim5000

Certainly the most unlikeable. Is Soumare even on the pitch? He’s on the team sheet but hasn’t touched the ball second half?

Ruud bringing another defender on to shore things up

Backs to the wall trying to cling onto a 2-0 defeat for 35 minutes. How much is Ruud getting paid per week for this shit?

Southampton winning

What exactly is Ruud’s game plan here?

Patson Daka in the line striker role, and Skipp on the pitch! We’re back in the game lads 💪

No subs. Never change Ruud

Tactical mastermind. Unfortunately he called it like it was (players are shit) and had a face like a cocked pug, so he was always onto a loser with the squad.

Even Vestergaard and he’s not even on the pitch! What a brave bunch of lads. Inspiring even! COYF

1 min 51 seconds…

Were worse than my Monday night 6-aside team and we’ve lost 5 in a row…

Ruud out

We had a shot! BEK curled it just wide from outside the box. Defensively it’s not great, 2-0 down and could have been 4. Struggling to get the ball outside our own half.

Customary zero halftime subs from Ruud, he likes what he’s seen first half

What have they been doing at Seagrave for the last two weeks? They can’t all be walking Vestergaard’s dog?

Faes put Mads off there tbh

Yep. Glad we’re making good use of our world class £100m training facilities

1m51s for the goal

Gonna be a long night

Shithousing a 1-0 win

Wants to blow his brains out at seeing the line-up. Bounanotte probably can’t wait till he’s back at Brighton.

Soumare playing again

Just put £100 on us to win at 12-1. Gonna be a big party when Daka nets a hattrick tonight. COYF

"King Power Clueless. Sack the board" is the best compromise you'll get I think. Personally, I feel uncomfortable naming a specific individual in an endeavour like this, but 'the board' is fine. Go for it