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I know this gets asked every week, but what exactly do they do in training all week?

Soumare starts again

If he picks Soumare again I’m going to have to get my screaming pillow

It’s not happening thought. Most teams are 2-0 or 3-0 up by halftime, know we offer no threat going forward, and their manager would rather they conserve energy for the next match rather than go for 7 or 8 in the second half.

He scored two own goals on his debut and it’s been downhill from there.

Yes, let’s take the only manager we beat in 2025!

As much as I love Ricky P, let’s not inflict any more of this horror on him. As they say, “if you love him, let him go free” (but obviously get some cash rather than leave on a bosman)

7/1 on us having no shots on target is a temping bet. We had an xG of 0.02 against Man City

He fell out with Ruud because of the distance he commutes to training, Ruud wanted him to stay overnight once a week and Winks told him to gtfo.

Against Forest if Wolves don’t win before then.

He can kiss my hoop

Faes and Soumare need firing into the sun. The sooner those two leave the better, they haven’t wanted to be here for 3 seasons, have relegated us twice, and can both fuch off in the summer. Ruud can also be fired into the sun for continuing to pick them.

Certainly the most unlikeable. Is Soumare even on the pitch? He’s on the team sheet but hasn’t touched the ball second half?

Ruud bringing another defender on to shore things up

Backs to the wall trying to cling onto a 2-0 defeat for 35 minutes. How much is Ruud getting paid per week for this shit?

Southampton winning

What exactly is Ruud’s game plan here?

Patson Daka in the line striker role, and Skipp on the pitch! We’re back in the game lads 💪

No subs. Never change Ruud

Tactical mastermind. Unfortunately he called it like it was (players are shit) and had a face like a cocked pug, so he was always onto a loser with the squad.

Even Vestergaard and he’s not even on the pitch! What a brave bunch of lads. Inspiring even! COYF

1 min 51 seconds…

Were worse than my Monday night 6-aside team and we’ve lost 5 in a row…

Ruud out

We had a shot! BEK curled it just wide from outside the box. Defensively it’s not great, 2-0 down and could have been 4. Struggling to get the ball outside our own half.