jim5000

Genuinely should see which outfield player is most agile ahead of putting Danny Ward in goal

Our heads have gone. It’s going to be at least 6 or 7 here, and Newcastle might be the first team to score 10 in a single Premier League match

Why have they not just terminated Wards contract? He’s been worse than a pub goalkeeper for 4-5 seasons now

Through Danny Ward’s legs

It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion

Danny Ward comes on and we let in 3 goals in 15 minutes

Are any of them going in goal?

Well unfortunately, he is

We had a shot

If I was Danny Ward, even on 75k/week, I would be ashamed to show my face on the pitch. It’s humiliating

Mads was the only reason we didn’t go in 6-0 down. Now he’s gone and we’re seeing the result

And that Ruud, is why you don’t play Danny ****ing Ward

2 minutes

This is going to be a train wreck. Could end up 10-0

Ward could have at least moved

Didn’t even try to save it

If Mads is injured we may as well take the relegation now

Danny Ward coming on. **** me. 8-0 incoming

Time for Ruud to earn his money. We can’t get passed their press and our forward players are totally isolated. No width and we’re being forced to bring Vestergaard and our goalkeeper forward because our midfield can’t be trusted to pass the ball.

Having to have Mads take free kicks and bring Vestergaard up as our playmaker is a damning indictment of our midfield

Put the ball in the box you idiots

Newcastle just let Hamza and Skipp have it. They know there is nothing they can do to hurt them.

Apart from Mads, we don’t have a single Premier League level player out there today.

Mads the only one that can be trusted to take a free kick

Justin is completely panicked at all times, Kristensen is garbage, we have a pundit as centre back, no midfield players with any talent, our best winger is out for the season, and Jamie Vardy, legend, is 38 this month.