jim5000

This is going to be a train wreck. Could end up 10-0

Ward could have at least moved

Didn’t even try to save it

If Mads is injured we may as well take the relegation now

Danny Ward coming on. **** me. 8-0 incoming

Time for Ruud to earn his money. We can’t get passed their press and our forward players are totally isolated. No width and we’re being forced to bring Vestergaard and our goalkeeper forward because our midfield can’t be trusted to pass the ball.

Having to have Mads take free kicks and bring Vestergaard up as our playmaker is a damning indictment of our midfield

Put the ball in the box you idiots

Newcastle just let Hamza and Skipp have it. They know there is nothing they can do to hurt them.

Apart from Mads, we don’t have a single Premier League level player out there today.

Mads the only one that can be trusted to take a free kick

Justin is completely panicked at all times, Kristensen is garbage, we have a pundit as centre back, no midfield players with any talent, our best winger is out for the season, and Jamie Vardy, legend, is 38 this month.

Fuch sake Hamza. I’d rather he got sent off than have him on the pitch

£30m biggest signing of the summer

There is something fundamentally broken with us. We are so far away from where we should be it’s farcical.

There it is

I guess my stream is behind Still 0-0 for me

We just look panicked in everything we do.

Choudury and Skipp both passing it back and forward between themselves 🤣🤣 ’you have it’, ‘no, you’, ‘I haven’t got a clue what to do with it’, ‘me neither’ 🤣🤦‍♂️

47 xG so far for Newcastle

That describes most of our players so far today

Skipp

Choudry genuinely surprised to find himself in space there

How on earth is that not a corner?

What I don’t understand is even non-league teams are able to play PL clubs in the cups, and be more solid & give away less chances than us. 4 good chances by Newcastle and we’re 12 mins in