NeilyBoy

Agree to disagree. If my boss says "would you like to...?" I just think "you cvnt...".

DOUBLE POST!!! I'm not sure which I find more hilarious... This: Or this:

That's fair enough, but what about the (many) people who say "would you like to...?" and then get mad if you elect not to? You are right about asking it as a genuine question and meaning each word of the sentence - I guess my gripe is more with the people who are expecting/need you to help them but don't have the sense of politeness to simply say please. Tricky subject.

Nope, I've just never understood why you'd phrase it like that, as though you're the one doing them a favour. On the bright side, it means you can simply say 'no' and not feel bad because you gave an honest answer.

If I were at the ground (and quite inebriated) I'd try starting this off: Oh Wembley road, Take me home, To the pla-ace I belooooong! Sweet Premiership! Nigel Pearson Take me hooome Wembley road... Oh Wembley road Take me home To the pla-ace I belooooong! Sweet Premiership! Nigel Pearson Take me hooome Wembley road... Oh Wembley road Take me home To the pla-ace I belooooong! Sweet Premiership! Nigel Pearson Take me hooome Wembley road... Oh Wembley etc... Could sound amazing if done fairly slow and in unison. Sing it regardless of the score to get the lads going Just in case it's not immediately obvious which song I'm talking about:

^^^ Very nice. Going to get the customary 50g bag of baccy from my 'local' nightshop (because, as anyone who smokes knows, it's stupidly cheaper on the continent) and finding that it's gone down from €4.40 to the subliminal €4.20. :thumbsup:

People who ask "would you like to...?" when what they mean is "can you please...?". Always struck me as an arrogant way to ask for things and, if anything, makes me less likely to take pleasure in lending a hand to said individual.

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I can't understand why anybody would see that film when there's been this for the last 23 years and still going as strong and brilliantly as ever. Some of the special effects they employ leave you shitting yourself and thinking "HOW THE FVCK DID THEY DO THAT?!"

Who's duet? Edit: Nvm you clearly mean Dyer.

Just watched Idiocracy. Never seen it before and I couldn't stop laughing all the way through. Definitely recommended.

I once met a Japanese guy who told me the Superdry logo makes no sense to them.

Slappers. I find when women use that line they tend to mean that they see men as a tool for them to wank with and which they can't bear to be without (ie. the real classy type).

Heaven should be having to watch those 2 videos for eternity.