trabuch

I don't mind the third place thing - it means there are fewer dead rubbers.

Honestly - he'll fluke his way into the semis at least - he's the luckiest **** in football.

Wheel out Harry Kane. It's what he does best - absolute party line boy.

I sincerely hope Southgate has learnt from that. Gordon and Palmer should start.

Lucky we had an easy group

Shame - should have scored. But nice pass from Gordon.

They did after the match against Holland in 96. That was sublime. (we were shit against Spain - and if there had been VAR would have lost it though.)

Gordon's alive?

I was shitting in nappies last time England won anything. And I expect I'll be shitting in nappies when/if we ever win anything again.

Palmer has to start.

Palmer has made a big difference.

Pay back for the one at the other end.

See - I think that should be a red really. I know there was a covering defender, but it's ****ing blatant.

Maybe so he can use fatigue as an excuse later in the tournament?

I do think our defence is pretty sound. Looking for positives.

Kane penalty?

Remember it??! Barely a week goes by when I don't have a rant to some poor unsuspecting football friend about it.

Exactkly. You bring him up. You'll get no complaints from me!

He played a nice ball in there - from very very deep.

There's something up with Harry Kane.

Got to score while we've got this energy.

They look like they've never met before. It's tragic.

Bellingham is a fantastic footballer - as is Foden. They've been turned from thoroughbreds into donkeys by this horse faced clown.

BOOOOOOOO!

This match was our last chance to try something different. I really don't like Southgate. If he somehow manages to get us somewhere in this tournament and is in charge for the next world cup I'm going to cash in one of my Welsh, Irish or Scottish grandparents. That's how desperate I am.