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Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser." "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off...watch and learn." So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!" "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!" The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off... just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an Derby fan!" "Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."

Me. Although I appeared to have gotten off at the first stop, plus an extra person that doesn't even count

What? I've no idea what that was about, and I actually know what Endo and Exothermic means

How much are you selling a 360 for?

I swear every joke in this thread has come from this book, I've heard most of the them before and from this book too.

Q: What do you call a Derby fan with lots of girlfriends? A: A Shepherd Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps? A: Well, they had photos of Nottingham Forest players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on. Q: What's the difference between a Nottingham Forest fan and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline. Q: How do you kill a Nottingham Forest fan when he's drinking? A: Slam the toilet seat on his head! Q: What do you call a Scouser with no arms and legs? A: Trustworthy. Q: What is the difference between Nottingham Forest and a triangle? A: A triangle has three points. I actually made up the first one

I was watching 'Behind enemy lines' until my brother turned the damn thing off to play Pro Evo

Well aparently i look(ed) like Harry Potter out of the films

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/playuk.php?id=485781 <---Meant to be What ever striker we r signing http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/playuk.php?id=485958

thats good

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/playuk.php?id=480393 This my shocking entry