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Mayofox

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  1. Mayofox

    The joke thread

    I've got a new job; It's shift work, making chess sets. This week I'm on nights.
  2. Mayofox

    UEFA Nations League

    I hope Kasper paid to go into the Aviva, as he's just a spectator against Ireland.
  3. On a positive note, no need to take my blood pressure tablet tonight.
  4. Mayofox

    The joke thread

    "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?" "We are, son".
  5. Mayofox

    The joke thread

    Singletons, as soon as you meet someone with 10,000 bees, marry them. Because you know they're a keeper.
  6. Mayofox

    How Was Your Day?

    So what are your plans?
  7. Mayofox

    The joke thread

    It's difficult to say what my wife does for a living. She sells seashells on the seashore.
  8. Mayofox

    The joke thread

    I recently went on a barging holiday. I don't own a boat though, I just kept pushing people into canals.
  9. Mayofox

    The joke thread

    I offered my Gran £5 for a go on her stairlift. I think she's going to take me up on it.
  10. Mayofox

    The "do they mean us?" thread pt 2

    From Football365 - "how every PL manager would fare in a brawl"... 9th - Claude Puel. - I wasn't initially convinced about Puel's credentials: he spent his entire playing career at Monaco, and the streets of Monte Carlo are hardly notorious for churning out grizzled street toughs. But then I read that he used to throw himself bodily into sliding tackles on his then-manager Arsene Wenger in training, just for lols. Man just doesn't give a f**k, and that makes him dangerous-.
  11. Second chance for Mahrez. Third time lucky?
  12. Mayofox

    Arsenal away next😳

    Arsenal have won their last nine games. I guess all good things have to come to end....
  13. Mayofox

    The joke thread

    Fair enough...must try harder. TBH it probably wasn't that funny on first hearing.
  14. Mayofox

    The joke thread

    Not feeling too happy after the Everton result? Too soon for a joke? Here goes... Chap goes to the doctor's. -Every morning, regular as clockwork, I have a poo at 8 o'clock. -Well that's quite normal. Why are you concerned? -Because I don't wake up til 9.
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