Len Finsbury

And prison.

You could have ended that post after typing South Wigston. No more to be said.

... on the first day of its release!

Not being able to fast forward to the main menu on a DVD. I've bought the original DVD, I have no intention of copying it, I don't want to have to watch the piracy adverts and that annoying music!

Perhaps she was just trying to justify her actions to herself before she goes all cougar on you!

I'm not sure they are trying to hide him. I think they're trying to change a duvet cover. A job that definitely needs at least three men. Near on impossible without getting in the duvet cover yourself.

Looks like she might have an older brother too. Check out 1983.

The book that it's based on, The Feather Men, is quality.

Playing tennis with my wife. If she hits a shot that doesn't sit up and beg to be hit, then it won't be going back.

The Cove. Bloody Japanese slaughtering dolphins and selling it off as whale meat despite the high mercury levels! "Yuki Abe...... He'll eat your f***ing dolphin!"

Me neither. She has one huge monkey's forehead if it is!

I was lying next to my new girlfriend and I said, "you're different to all the other girls I've slept with." She said, "that's because I'm a bloke, you twat." That's what I love about Martin... She's got a great sense of humour.

We should just sing the national anthem for King. With Queen replaced by King, for the dumbasses wondering why we're singing about the Queen.

I used to work in the food stalls back in those days and did a stint in the main stand when the regular chap was missing. This was the best place to work as you could watch the game. It was very difficult to concentrate on working as you'd be distracted by the game even if you were in the middle of serving someone. Most of my time was spent working in the stall between the main stand and the south stand where you could also buy burgers and hot dogs - the only place in the ground that you could get them. All of the other stalls only sold pies. These were good times... especially when you were serving in the away pen. We used to serve drinks from burco boilers rather than the fancy draught hot water they have nowadays. I remember many away fans having piss with their tea!