Flappit

Phew

Oh my God. That could have been given

Someone predicted a 1-0 shithouse win. 2 mins...

Get in

Stupid free kick to give away...

How much injury time coming up then? 4 minutes.

The whisky is damn good actually. The football... Meh.

Mavididi plays like the mate someone brings along to a 5 a side game that once had a trial with Kidderminster Harriers. 6 step overs whilst the defender just watches and then just takes the ball off him.

I'm having lots of whisky to numb the nerves. This is fcuking shocking.

Does anyone know if a) wilf is coming on and b) if Ipswich are losing please?

Ah. The fun police are here. The doctor has spoken. Everyone stop doing things he doesn't like

She looks great though.

I wouldn't mind effing Rachel Riley

But why?

Jesus fcuking christ on a bike, are we cursed?

Shoot you utter twat!

Well for the last 3 games, we've not scored the most and have conceded the most in each game. We've lost them all too. Hope that helps?

But the sequence goes like this. We play a bit poorly but win the game. Someone points out we got away with that. "ah well, winning when not playing well is the sign of champions! We're still 13 points clear. Stop being negative!" We play poorly again and draw. Someone says we're not playing well and need to turn it around. "ffs you moaners, we're top of the league by 11 points. Stop wetting the bed!" We play badly and lose. Someone says that this is concerning now and it's starting to look a bit like a classic Rodgers season end disaster. "I can't believe you lot. We can't win every game. We're top of the league by 9 points. What more do you want?" We lose again. Someone says there's a trend here. "oh my god. You just can't wait to come out and criticise, can you. We've got the best squad in the league. We'll be fine. Ffs, some people . We're 7 points clear of 3rd place. Chill out". We lose again. Someone points out that we're on an horrendous run of form, couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo and we're plummeting fast and it's been coming for weeks. "bloody hell, you moaners are welcome to have your opinion, but stop being so smug." etc. There are many who've been pointing out for probably a couple of months that despite the odd win, we're struggling more and more. It tends to be responded to by people saying they're wet lettuces or bedwetters or similar. They may be right.

You're all gagging for it. We're now on our worst run of ppg for the last 6 games in the season.

I agree. But that's ^ "our" please.

You have watched all of our last three games, right? You are aware of the concept of a losing run, loss of confidence, teams working out how to stifle us?

Which bit of "we can't make any more substitutes" are you struggling to understand?

We can't. No more subs allowed.

Only 10?

We need the wingers taking on and committing their full backs. Courage and ambition will make space, stopping and playing safe passes back will not.