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This ^ Oh, goal Nelson.

Enzo will do like for like substitutions and nothing will change.

Now can we say we're in trouble please?

Doesn't matter if it was offside or not. The goal has been given now.

QPR are using almost identical tactics to what Middlesbrough used against us.

I would like to see a tad more urgency from us, tbh.

We'll struggle to lose a league game tonight mate.

What you're trying to say is, "on the balance of probabilities it's unlikely that Leeds will win all of their remaining games". You're welcome.

You cannot "guarantee" that Leeds won't win all their games. You may believe it, but it's nonsensical to say it as though it's fact. If you're a time traveller, do something useful and give me next week's lottery numbers.

Fcuk off Leeds and fcuk off football.

Get him off. Get cannon on.

Oh Mavididi you fcking nob!

Ah. Stand down then!

We've had shots and a goal, how do they work that stat out, the utter nonces!

Why isn't Mavididi running into that clear space for KDH to pass to ffs?

Over elaboration ruins another chance for us. We are masters at snuffing out our own attacks.

Christ we need to stop trying these cute little touches around our box...

Argh. Mavididi, ffs man!

Faaaaaaaaes

I swear we used to see more dangerous and accurate shooting in Sunday league than what we're managing here.

Are you wearing an apricot scarf?

I'd rather a Lilian Nalis-inspired "Crying into your Hovis" night (thankyou @nagerz, I think)

How many prawn sandwiches are they eating per day?

How does that one go then? Seeing as Middlesbrough at home was an easy game for us? ;-)

Using Excel's trendline. Currently looks like on target for 110 points.