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Scenes when it emerges that Canada had a spy in Bosnia's hydration-break huddle. Or bugged water bottles or something, i dunno. Something something Southampton. Taking a nap, see ya in a bit to hopefully watch the Yanks get spanked

Already 10x more fun than the Q*tar shite and we're 2 days in

"Larin-delightus" scrap the license fee

Alrighty then, time for Paraguay to spank the bad guys and the World Cup will be off to a lovely start

Take that all day

Free healthcare in Canada

On the one hand, I was always kind of morbidly curious how we'd have done under Marsch, with the emphasis on minimising the use of width and playing centrally wherever possible. It would have been far preferable to persisting with our "get it to Mavididi and Fatawu and hope for the best" approach. He certainly wouldn't have made our defence any worse, given it's already at rock bottom. On the other hand, the fitness of these Canadian players is pretty damn impressive. Leicester would be shagged out on their arses within ten minutes playing at this intensity.

This player injury is brought to you by Schneider's Hot Dogs

KRAFT DINNER FOR THE LADS

OH LOOK ITS THAT CHAMPIONSHIP STANDARD STRIKER WE SHOULD HAVE CONSIDERED SIGNING GET INNNNNN

Damn, what a defensive intervention that was.

don't ferget yer toque eh?

Bit of a stretch at the Donald Trump world cup, give it a rest

OHHHHH I WANNA DRINK WITH SOMEBODY!!! I WANNA HYDRATE WITH SOMEBODY!!!! YEAHHHH I WANNA AD BREAK SOMEBODY!!! WITH THOSE BASTARDS AT FIFAAAA!!!!

"LET'S GO CANADA! LET'S GO CANADA!"

I guess I could expect nothing less with Jesse Marsch at the wheel, but Bosnia are also playing their part in this being a proper weird start to a football match. Shape appears to be optional, they've both seemingly spent more time on training ground set piece routines

F*** me the BBC are acting like Bosnia Herzegovina are gonna walk this, great in-depth analysis as always.

Should have been at Forge's gaff, this. Ah well, let's do this!

OH NO SHITHOLE SHAT HIMSELF

SETH EFRICA SHOT KLAXON 🚨🚨🚨🗣️🗣️🗣️

Did you see the Yanks' 'Coca-Cola™️ Send-Off Game'? 😂 I honestly wish i was making it up. That's what they called their last friendly. Which they lost to one of the crappest Germany teams in living memory.

Mexico do have a reputation of shooting themselves in the foot. Doesn't surprise me that they're taking their foot off the gas and letting Seth Efrica back into it. Good save that, though. And then off the post. They're still by far the likelier to score again.

At the same time, the thought of USA vs Iran in the round of 32 (or whatever the bracket is, I've already lost count of how many qualify) is absolutely titilating. Iran will actually win that as well you know, they're one of the better teams in Asia these days. Hell, it would be hilarious if both them and Iraq get further than the US

I knew this world cup would take five minutes to get under your skin Foxile (You're completely right though, it's absolutely shameless commercial shoehorning)

Can't believe there are two footballers with Coventry as their surname. I'm shook.