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We're up past midnight watching Saudi Arabia play football, I'm struggling to bring my A-game won't lie

is joke

Lmaoooo, rolling around like a fish and they just play on like nothing has happened

Yeah but Australia's MOTM and Captain from their surprise win plays 3rd division football and has barely kicked a ball for two years, beat that

Couldn't have fallen Kinder for the Saudi striker ... ...

oh wait i almost forgot to post it, losing my touch

YAAAA MAWTINIIIII!!!!

They saw Australia and Cape Verde playing Haramball and decided to double down

My toxic trait is thinking the Saudi national anthem is an absolute banger

Belgium in underwhelming at major tournament shocker

Look at the positives, fellow FoxesTalk users - you'll see way less of me once the World Cup is over.

fair fuchs, instant impact

How has that gone for a throw

TWAT!!! ... oh wait, this isn't the Russell Martin thread

I Sign him up

G'won the Irish

I've been watching five minutes and Isak has been offside more times than prime DJ Campbell

Lovely finish that

'kin hell this Rodriguez fella is short ain't he?

yeah ok this is boring so far, hope it follows a similar trajectory to japan / netherlands

Hope I'm pleasantly surprised by this one, probably the least interest I've had in a fixture so far, but i'm on night shifts so I'm in it for the long haul. Entertain me you bastards! Feel like pure shit just want to watch Uzbekistan vs. Colombia

That's the problem, as much as it's a stereotype it's a true one - Japanese (east Asian players in general) work their bollocks off. Which is the absolute antithesis of our "philosophy" under Top and Rudkin. We'll keep getting lazy "technical" players from shit French teams and cast-offs that even struggling Prem / Championship sides like Spurs and Southampton no longer want instead. And we'll head it all off by appointing Laszlo from What We Do In The Shadows to lead them into battle by passing it around at the back every week.

Gannon Doak was a standout for me last night, looks very assured and lively on the ball. I was too busy with our own misery last season to pay much attention to the Prem, but am I right his appearances were limited by injury? If he stays fit he could have a big breakout season for Bournemouth next year. Looks class.

Is that Ed Balls?