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As unlikely as this is, if it did turn out to be the case he'd have my eternal respect, regardless of how it's gone on the pitch.

The fact they couldn't even say the R-word in their official social media post says it all really. Living in a fantasy land, completely disconnected from reality. And an insult to the fans who have had to put up with this shit for four long years now.

Thought this was AI for a second, then realised Rudkin would absolutely spell like that

nuke seagrave

Scenes this time next season when Alves bags a late equaliser against Oxford to secure our top-half finish.

Thanks for nothing you bunch of wastemen. You've brought shame on the city.

yuck

You know what else is down? MY TEAM!

This club is a human experiment

If you scored no goals put your hands up!

Needs to be our left back next season. At least he seems to give a shit.

Putting LiveScore's proof reader under a lot of pressure to be fair

Because they're arseholes only concerned with getting a move away from the Championship trapdoor? They're on telly and everyone knows we're down so this is a good chance to put themselves in the shop window. Don't forget we've got players in the squad today who couldn't wait to go out on loan then came back to stink it up as soon as we returned to the PL. Amongst his terrible recruitment, Cooper has blood on his hands for bringing the likes of Kristiansen and Soumare back into the fold. Hate the lot of them. Drain the swamp. 🤮

Yessss

Plane there yet?

Yes Wolves, seal the deal so we can get this over with

Ipswich 2-0 down and down to ten men, whoopsy. Guess that means Liverpool ain't winning the title today? Which I'm fine with, makes the narrative all about our shitshow.

Think we can forget Chelsea for operation: bottletree. Bunch of Enzoball wastemen. Villa will sort them out, don't worry.

Wouldn't say no, solid at Championship level

Hey, a 5K run is nothing to be sniffed at, everyone has to start somewhere... ... what do you mean he's taken all season to complete it?

There's nothing to even praise about us being in that 'European semi-final'. Like everything else in that era, we bottled the Europa League to end up there. Nothing against the Conference League and I'd bite your hand off to be there again today, but it's bootlicking revisionism to view that Roma game as anything other than symptomatic of the rot after the FA Cup win.

never thought the day we get relegated i'd be waking up like a kid on Christmas, but here we are

So is it a draw or a Villa win we need here? I guess Newcastle need the points less.

Would be nice to see the combined might of KDH, Barnes and Tielemans decide that you know what, yeah, they do hate Forest after all. Doesn't make up for their absolute bottle jobs at the City Ground two years running, but better than nothing.

Operation Bottletree is on. Operation Out Of Our Misery must wait until tomorrow.