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Knew I recognised the Haiti anthem from somewhere

Joe Hart not getting the kickbacks from Head & Shoulders anymore I'm guessing

There's no good ending here. We either paper over the cracks and end up continuing to rack up debt while stuck with this ownership and bullshit "philosophy" or we end up stuck in League One (or worse) and collapse under our own financial weight when Martin fails and risk losing the club we love in the inevitable churn that will follow. I'm at a point of preferring the latter and that's just tragic, and oh so wrong. I hate Top and Rudkin for bringing me to the mindset that I'd rather risk administration or worse than see any positive outcome from their idiotic and short-sighted decisions.

Definitely heard a whistle from the crowd there before Raphinia's shot, Morocco fans do have previous

Sick of them glazing the US at every opportunity too. Shame we haven't had any shots of the commentary box, bet you'd be able to make out the brown noses and orange lips from a mile away.

OK, I actually have a positive. I've got a busy few months ahead with some important stuff in my own life, and this appointment has made my mind up for me that I won't be wasting my valuable time watching Leicester in the flesh. Honestly, couldn't have come at a better time. When he's ineviatbly sacked by the end of January, I should just about be back to a position of having the spare time to give up whole weekends to the club again. So in a perverse way, cheers Top and Rudkin - you've just freed up a lot of spare time for me that I'd otherwise have spent tearing my hair out at the ****king Power. I'll probably just get my updates on how it's going (and we all know how it's going to pan out, be honest) from here instead.

So many cynical fouls, Brazil are proper rattled by Morocco's intensiteeeee

if the two Ronaldos shagged the baby would look just like Casemiro

nothing ever happens

Get in, ez counter Brazil aren't making it out of the group on this showing

On the one hand I'd quite like Morocco to crash and burn after their shenanigans at the AFCON. On the other hand, Brazil are a boring over-rated team full of willy pullers. 0-0 draw.

I have a chart that should help

Incredible insight from ITV. Thank you for telling me that school buses in the USA are yellow. I'd never have known that.

Robbed is a bit much, like many of us have said Switzerland win that easily on any day the goalie isn't playing like Yashin, Banks and Schmeichel somehow crosasbred and had a super-baby. Qatar had a few good chances but on another day that's like a 5-1 or a 4-1 to Switzerland.

Massive for Canada by the way, they can 100% beat Qatar, the Swiss weren't counting on the goalie having the game of his life. For all the BBC's catastrophising they can 100% win this group and get the knockout game in Vancouver they're hoping for.

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR HAVING A FOREST PLAYER IN YOUR TEAM, BISMALLAH QATARHU AKBAR

Ahh, the Mexican wave. I recall the last time I saw that shite down the King Power, we were in League One... ... oh wait

Just been subjected to my first Hydration break ad break. Voluntarily. If my choice is having ads shoved down my throat on a Yank channel or listening to the combined might of Sam Twatterface and Lee "I'm miserable so everyone else has to be" Dixon at length, I'll take the late-stage capitalist hellscape every day.

Me: Come on Switzerland, smash these corrupt bastards and everything they represent Me 5 minutes in: learns there's a Forest player in the Swiss lineup Me: Inshallah Qatar will be victorious

Come hang out in the World Cup category, it'll be a nice distraction until mid-July when we all realise absolutely nothing has happened to our clownshow of a club.

Jeffrey Slop

Had me the moment he identified that style of play is a huge reason for the disconnect. Don't suppose Huth has his coaching badges?

Ok ok, let's relax a bit folks, that was an incredibly poor Paraguay team they've beaten there. Proper let the occasion get to them and will no doubt struggle in their other games too. They looked out on their arse by the half hour mark. Plus this is a Pocchetino team we're talking about. He's the reason Spurs became a meme. They'll buckle as soon as they face the slightest bit of pressure, rather than a team rolling onto their back and asking Donald Trump to kiss their belly. Let them get carried away. A Maracana-type humiliation the moment they face a serious football team would be glorious.

50,000 fans currently scratching their heads and asking each other why the scoreboard still says they only have one point

Ugh