Asha

Just bet 5 quid that Joe Cole is first scorer on Wednesday. At 12-1 i make 60 if he does. And a betting tip, last four england qualifiers ended 3-0, and at 28/1 with Ladbrokes not a bad bet? Go on Ladbrokes' website, some great prices.

OK thanks will try and sort it

Please someone......

Turned on my other pc today and was faced with this message, and it happens everytime i turn on so i cant access files internet etc it wont let me start up. No idea what it means because a lot of it seems lost in translation and really dont know what to do. Wafdgws cgudd fgt start because t'e fgddwafg fade as eassafg gr cgrrupt2 Sqstee 32 TDRAVERSTpca&sqs Qgu caf atteept tg repaar t'as fade bq startafg wafdgws. Setup usafg t'e gragafad setup CD%RGE& Sedect 'r' at t'e farst screef tg start depaar& Not joking it came up with this. Help. Please

Not at all, i can now add horny and intelligent to my resumé.

Today was good for me. Spent two hours staring at this gorgeous girl...and used the word detrimental in a normal enough sentence

Plus a memorable page three.

Yeah thanks Dave....whoever you are. Would rather watch Antiques Roadshow than watch cricket to be honest. At least in Antiques Roadshaw you're watchin something of value...

OK my day's gone downhill now. My virus filter just knocked on my door, out of breath saying, 'Oh my days, ash, you'll never guess what i've just seen, a horse, named trojan just skipped past....no idea where its going though....'

Whenever people refer to this it makes me think Argentina for some reason...

I know it's one of those jokes that dont make you laugh just think what the hell. Someone at school, a few weeks after the Tsunami came out with: 'What did Father Christmas give to the people of Thailand? A: He gave 'em a wave and said goodbye. I said that not to be funny but to say there are some god awful jokes out there.

What do you call a chav in a box? What do you call a chav on the moon? What do you call all the chavs on the moon?

you mean Jebus?

I'll prove that's wrong. I bet you 5 grand that the next user to comment will either be homosexual, a complete ****head or just your average twat. I have PayPal if that makes it easier to pay...

Moon Pies available from Tetley's off license on Downing Drive or the co-op on the same road, you know the one opposite the park....

Aah the older generation....us lads nowadays collect ASBOs. And exchange them for condiments and moon pies.

genius

A blonde walks into a shop and says to the shopkeeper, 'can i buy a microwave?' The shopkeeper replies, 'I dont sell to blondes' The blonde was annoyed, so decided to take action.... She died her brown.... She walked into the shop and says to the shopkeeper, 'can i buy a microwave?' The shopkeeper replies, 'I dont sell to blondes' So the blonde now comes up with another plan. She gets a facelift, dies her red, gets a fake tan and walks into the shop and says to the shopkeeper, 'can i buy a microwave?' The shopkeeper replies, 'I dont sell to blondes' The blonde says 'How do you know I'm blonde...?' The shopkeepers replies 'This is a TV Shop!'

little nick says to his mom 'is it a bad thing to have a cock?' his mom replies 'no, dear, why?' little nick says 'because i just saw dad upstairs trying to pull his off....' the right thread this time

sorry going back a bit only just found this thread but i bet £5 back in the day when liverpool won in barcelona for bellamy to do the golf swing celebration when at price 33/1. Won £165 magic