Jamie Vard-on

Why are we using the old badge on the away kits? Seems so weird. Surely you want consistency and brand recognition? Almost like they’re trying to play a season in League 1 incognito.

I’d accept 7 pence and a packet of smoky bacon crisps.

One of the most useless toxic turds I’ve seen play in a Leicester shirt, and I remember that twat Denis Wise.

Remember in the 1990s when some chancer called Ali Dia managed to con his way into playing for Southampton in the premier league. Something like, he pretending he was George Weah’s cousin. Well, most of this team looks like that has happened. Like the club is one big prank.

Need youth loans looking for experience, or reliable seasoned pros looking for one last payday. I’m very underwhelmed by the transfers so far.

His legs have gone. Will score maximum 7 goals all season.

I don’t know why we didn’t go for someone like Sam Allardyce, he’s without a club and offer a bit of discipline and grit. We need a Nigel Pearson kinda guy, no nonsense approach. Honestly, when Leicester have only won 4 of their opening 15 games are sitting mid-table with Mansfield Town - Russell will be booted and we’ll have an uphill task to salvage anything. League One is a rough as arseholes league, and shouldn’t be underestimated.

I’ll be amazed if we get promoted this season. This club is in free fall, and there doesn’t seem to be anyone working at the club who understands even the basics of football.

Russell Martin is very likely to get us out of this division - by getting us relegated. He seems like the David Brent of football. My prediction is, he’ll be sacked within 15 games, and we’ll get some other jobber to sniff his own farts. Really not impressed.