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You forgot Scottish, mate.

Rodney Marsh.

Has shown interest in the past.

Grayson incoming as manager then LOL only joking by the way. Even we wouldn't be that brazen. Maybe.

You are witnessing the slow, painful, mid-stages of the death of a football club.

The blue kit is nice. Keen.

I struggle to believe what I'm watching. There is zero urgency, drive or passion about a single one of them.

Man City have an option I think.

Yakubu all over again; get stick but absolutely prolific.

Someone threw a potato at some friends and I yesterday. Joke is on them as I pocketed it and plan to plant it. Does that work? I have no idea, but I'm going to do it anyway.

If you're growing lettuces and they are indoors; its about the right time now to plant them out. Courgettes and cucumbers; best to wait until no frost.

Dare we dream of a Daktrick?

PATSON DAKA GOALMACHINE 5 MORE YEARS 5 MORE YEARS

Bobby De-Goalscorer Speed.

Got news boots so he's just unscrewing all the studs.

72 minutes. Rowetts apple watch buzzes. 'Reminder - consider subs'.

We relegate and relegate and relegate until one year we can promote.

Sky+ really isn't having a good day

I read the news today, oh boy. We certainly live in 'interesting' times.

My uncle drinks in the same pub as Wayne Brown; he's apparently mulling over an offer to become our new Diversity and Inclusion guy.

We should force our second half XI from the other night to play this.

I was having a beer recently with a Spurs fan and a Palace fan. We tried and failed to avoid football.

Those that do get bits and pieces don't post because they just get abuse if it doesn't come off. It's exactly the same at my local non-league club on their forum. Takeover is world's worst secret and plenty know the individuals concerned yet apparently we're just making it up for attention. So I take your point; but to think that no one ever knows anything not out as public knowledge or in the press is extremely naive.

I'm an insurance guy and I'm concerned.

Golding and Izzet absolutely instrumental in this marquee capture.