He's not bald

We won't get anything at Blackburn on Saturday sadly but hey look on the bright side Burton Albion's a distraction and it's a bank holiday and there's always next season!

my "heavy duty" blender is ready as back up for the for the numerous thick bits!

I thought the referee tonight was a "cad" and a "bounder" and should be denied half time orange segments at his next match!

I stayed to the end as well 12 pints of Stella is more than enough to keep you in your seat, and the Steward who was chasing me around the concourse at gone 6pm wasn't best pleased either.

Correct, it's obvious now that right or wrong sacking Sven was "knee jerk" and they have no plan B!

Kenny Jackett??? I'll get me coat!

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All I know is there's a village somewhere that wants it's idiot back!

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Blimey... I know it was old but it looks even shabbier than I remember and strangley smaller!

Old man goes to the doctor's with real bad constipation The doctor gives him some supositorys and tells him to put them up his back passage and come back in 3 days When the old man returns the doctor asks him how his "problem" is "Just as bad" says the old man "I aint got a back passage so I put them in the back garden and the cat ran off with them!"

Same pilots were lost in thick fog near Heathrow so paddy called Air Traffic Control for advice "Hello der I tink we are a bit lost" "No problem" comes the reply "we can guide you in,just give me your height and current position" "well I'm 5 foot 4 an I'm sitting in the front" says Paddy!