I can ‘better’ that
Medal on Friday. Couldn’t hit a thing for the first 4 holes. We teed off with about a 20 min gap in front of the next group. I played so badly they caught us up on 7th tee
Triple bogeyed first hole-
Par 3
Double bogeyed Par 4
Duffed my 3 wood about 2 foot before the ball on the 3rd, Par 4, walked off with a 9!!
5 off the tee on the 4th. Found my first, had to take an unplayable- still walked off with a 10 😂
Parred 5&6&8
Found my tee shot on 7, then lost my really well hit second shot down the fairway. Couldn’t find it, couldn’t go back as the group behind had caught up- Disqualified
Went to the shop on the way home and drank wine by the pint glass
*Cant upload the screenshot of the front 9