Miquel The Work Geordie

I posted that before the goal

Why do all our players hold into the ball for just too long ****s sake

I don't think Carranza has done too badly but he is breathtakingly slow

One day a player at this club will clear a ball without completely slicing it

Aha I know man, bloke couldn't catch a cold on any other day

That Bursik was genuinely one of the worst keepers I'd ever clapped eyes on in his spell at Hibs, proper shite.

Feeble Clearance FC at it again there

Watching James after having to endure Fred & Rose in the middle for the first few games, it's like a different sport

Looks like a decent enough side, hopefully we can actually make some meaningful chances for the bloke up top.

Did she learn? Looked pretty set to be KBet until the backlash to the leaked images early in the summer. I don't think she was a moral bastion re: shirt sponsorships.

Mancini in the frame for forest

Wolves

I think de Boer got pre-season which has padded his stay out

Ange was doing such a good job

Sels is jus Sean off the cobbles in gloves

It'll be a tweet from some random, guaranteed

Arsenal get ~£50m per season from Emirates for front of shirt sponsorship. Don't be daft.

Anyone ever seen Lancaster services and that weird tower that used to be a fine dining restaurant, very 1960s

The passion of investing with the innovation of crypto and you lot are moaning, give the club a break

It's just their 80s-00s badge basically isn't it? Better than what they've got now. Seen plenty of folk moaning it's following that cheap roundel trend (your Stevenages, your MKs, your Bristol Citys, your Alaveses) after Man City changed their badge in 2016 but it's not really jumping on a bandwagon if they're going back in time is it. Just jamming the dates in either side is a bit naff, clubs get a hard on for that for some reason. If they just took the lion from that crest and had only that on a shirt it'd look class.

Palace, Brighton and Bournemouth's approach extends beyond hiring a foreign manager though — we could get one in tomorrow and we'd still be agent-lead in most of our signings and doling out contracts to shite.

Any website called Anchored In Knowledge is almost definitely ran by cranks who thinks the earth is flat, I'll save it thanks mate!

Never forgiven my mum and dad for putting fake cobwebs and spiders in our front door window and letting us carve pumpkins as kids. A truly sick, gratuitous celebration of death.

But whyyyyyyyy

I've got Novablasts and I've never felt like a chav, should I?