Miquel The Work Geordie

That's that then, I'm off to watch Dinner Date

You're being thick — this exchange is OVER

THe man for the big occasion

Blur opening HMV. Remember when the Batman Forever premiere was at the Warner Bros cinema at Meridian Bradley Walsh was a compere, Oasis were there with patsy Kensit in tow, along with a load of United players, Ryan Giggs below, not sure who the bloke on the left is though, Andy Cole or someone probably

Tielemans with that beard Looks like when partridge eats the mousse

Tony Bloom as owner, Gazprom (admittedly qualifiers) football – they aren't going anywhere anytime soon and the OF clubs are still a mess. I don't think it was now or never for them

The same Chelsea where he won a load of trophies and who have got significantly worse since he left? That Chelsea? I'm not saying he's the second coming of Guardiola but saying he should've stayed with us when he's now on the verge of one of the biggest jobs in world football is just a bit bloody dense.

Got to be from his Undr the Cosh appearance a few years back SUR NUR DISRESPECT BEN, BUT YER GUR FRUM SHEFFEEELD TER LEICESTER, I MEAN, WHAT WA THAT LIKE FERRA NIGHT OUT

And how does any of that factor into why he should have stayed with us?

But his move has been completely justified if, you know – he's now on the cusp of a move to the most successful English club of the last decade.

You can't overturn that punishment once it's set. It would dick everyone about even more, the match is meant to be on Saturday

This is class, you've basically said "he should have stayed and proven himself with us" and "instead now he's rumoured to take over at Man City" in the same breath

I'm ****ing howling here

He's joking mate

He's still too good for League One. As romantic as Wednesday would be, I just can't see it happening.

What are you on about

Man City have been the worst dressed of the big clubs for ****ing ages

People are chatting about a very recent former manager taking over at a hugely successful club – there is no football on at the moment and seemingly nothing happening with us. It's a big sports headline that's being discussed, it's hardly obsessive.

They all thought they were so funny with that binoculars celebration shite n all, get back to telling us how 9/11 didn't happen you ****ing cranks

Get in, ****ing shitearses

Does the person who told you have a good sense of style or do they wear FBI: Female Body Inspector t shirts

Darren from Long Eaton still wants to know if Pep could do it at Harrogate Town

I can do sub 20 mate but those numbers you're on are absurd aha. Not been out for just a 5K for ages mind, maybe I'll give it a crack and see what she's saying

Allegedly (third party engineered bollocks to get a contract imo); but even if that were true, they didn't follow through with their interest, did they? The clubs going for Monga will. It isn't comparable and this isn't the gotcha you think it is.

He's still very, very young. He doesn't need to be playing 46 games a season yet. We have not shown him that there are any tangible benefits to staying here. Scattergun managerial selections, a club on a downward trajectory, minutes blocked in favour of Mavididi who last had a good game in 2023. If I was him I'd jump at the chance to get world class coaching at (for arguments sake) Arsenal.