Miquel The Work Geordie

People thought I was @hfaes - if you still think a lazy arsehole like me has this much commitment to a bit then fair play

AND THEN SVEN GUYYER A CAAAAAL LIVERPOOL TO LEICESTER I MEAN WHAT WA THAT LIKE FER NIGHTS OOWT WIYALL DUE RESPEC TER LEICESTER

The Cube? You're a robosexual, fair play brother

Hope Altrincham beat them 20-0

You when you see your cousins at a family barbecue

"Filled around the exposed brick" please keep your twee cousin shagging euphemisms to yourself

Southampton Arms great as per, now in the Pineapple on a naughty little pale number!

There's a certain Ghanaian bagsman ozzing with experience who plays week in week out for us if they want him

The black, pink and orange kit was a highlight for me and my friends and family

Stop sharing news and tell us if you want to shag your cousin

Can always tell managers are rattled when they start reeling off shite like that, Arteta was at it last year Might hold some water but looks and feels like a pre rehearsed retort

Jus been in the Tufnell Park Tavern, very gastro and preferred the Landseer Arms but v v decent, good choice and women wearing either freyed denims or culottes, might as well call it the Miquel Arms !!!!! Now in the Duke of St Albans before doing your Southampton Arms your Pineapples your Tapping the Admirals

Unless the Bear's cousins are a plethora of hard bodies MILFs like Kym Marsh, Mel Sykes and Kirsty Gallacher then I'm afraid to say he's had his biggest shocker since he posted a 15 year old in celeb beauties

Hibs are simply loving the draws

He was alright but people bang on like he was the only bloke on here who dislikes Forest

Booooooooooo ahahhhhahh *****

Lovely move, decent hit but straight down the middle, good grief they're shite

Ahahahahhaha

Darren "and I WILL say" Fletcher

Kellerher looks like pussymandan and played like him then

Really weird considering he has always been tagged as a forward thinking manager

Does he believe in the power of crystal skulls or something

He definitely can but it'll likely be him won't it

Thinks he's better than he is, spent months cockteasing clubs to be out on his arse 5 games into a season. West Ham's managerial recruitment does have some parallels with ours though. Be astonished if they operate like Brighton or Bournemouth. They love the hallowed English Game Experience

He was never catching Iling-Junior