Messi

i cannot find the tune

When i was just a little boy my father bought me a brand new toy a forest fan upon a stringe so i could go home and kick his head in kick his head and kick his head kick his head and kick his head...

Love it

Our Anthem Should be: I guess Thats why they call it the blues Don't wish it away Don't look at it like it's forever Between you and me I could honestly say That things can only get better And while I'm away Dust out the demons inside And it won't be long Before you and me run To the place in our hearts Where we hide And I guess that's why They call it the blues Time on my hands Could be time spent with you Laughing like children Living like lovers Rolling like thunder under the covers And I guess that's why They call it the blues

When the ball hits the net its not campbell, nor fryatt it is their team(it is their team) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ to the tune of 'yesterday' Holloway, before you came our troubles seemed so far away now it looks like you are here to stay i think that is fooking gay! Ollie your'e not funny as you used to be like the one about the biscuit tin was it a joke you got out of a bin oh holloway, fook off you gay! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- To Ollie in the tune of we hate derby You Aint Funny You aint Funny You aint funny ...

Ollie out Big sam in then we might see leicester win with a nick nack paddy wack were sick of all the loans send that fooking boldy home

Heard it Before mate for about the last 4 years and usually see it performed live every other saturday

Hark Now Hear The Leicester Sing 'Cause we are hear to stay 'Cause We Will fight forever more Because of Holloway...

After, finding Shannon Mathews under the bed, the portugese detectives are now going back to the McCans apartment to check under the bed ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The policeman who jumped off the cliff has has now finally proven that pigs cant fly

cathedral city cheese on toast mmmmmmmmm

See your firing in all cylinders with these new jokes NARRT! But nice spelling of it

Leicester 2-1 Crystal Palce Howard to score first

A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, “What the hell are you doing?†“I'm wearing my love dress,†responds the daughter-in-law, “We haven't made love in a long time.†So the mother-in-law says, “Hm, maybe I should try that.†She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car. He walks in the front door and says, “What the fook are you doing?†“I'm wearing my love dress,†says the wife. “Well,†responds the husband, “it needs to be ironed.â€

A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?" The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head." The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied, "Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head." The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY." The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once, but I didn't like it." So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?" But the man said, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once, but I didn't like it." The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once, but I didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son." The bartender said, "Your only son, I'm guessing."