Uncle Albert

Just been watching some highlights of the Dubai Dessert.. Tiger has put some timber on hasn't he?!

I'd like to take a moment in remembering the creator of this thread, what a young man he is.

That's it a month off of betting now. Chelsea wankers.

I loved it. Brilliant film.

For all that hassle, you may as well just up your stake by a tenner on Man City who are already at Evens with most bookies, bit of a swizz if they are only letting you have £10 maximum stake.

Last £20 in my account has gone on: Man City Chelsea Athletico Madrid Pays £108 If it doesn't win then I'm having a month off betting, had some real shit luck recently and can't justify losing money. Good luck tonight everyone.

Stick some of your bets on here mate beforehand, cracking bets!

If you have a look at my selections you will see Arsenal and Leeds are the wankers tonight, them 3 bets they have let me down on have done me £600 between the three of them.

Ha cheers pal, need the luck, only one once this season on it.

Haha just a word I use, down to some bird basically, her favourite animal is a Panda so I pick teams for them letters and have a 5 fold. Do it, pick a word and then pick a team for that letter, fun and not serious bet.

Stuck £35 of my winnings from tonight's treble on these for tomorrow: Leicester - Won Arsenal ------- Derby - Won Leicester - Won QPR - Won Arsenal Crystal Palace ------- Swansea - Won Leyton Orient - Won Brentford - Won Liverpool - Won Leeds ------- Burnley Wycombe Bournemouth Middlesbrough Wrexham ------- Preston Airbus UK Norwich Derby ATM FA - Won That's my new and revised PANDA bet. Happy betting everyone, big hopes for the Arsenal and Leicester double, £25 pays around £90+ I think.

I'm obviously not a Leicester fan, I would like to think Leicester will win but Birmingham are a funny team, you really don't know what they're going to do, them winning 2-0 or them losing 4-0 wouldn't surprise me one bit.

Sociedad 2-0 up after 20..

It would be across Tuesday and Wednesday mate. Port Vale, Atletico Madrid, Napoli, Derby and Arsenal, 29/1! Panda.

I'll have a look now mate.

Don't let me down Sociedad! Sure Scunny and Fleetwood both played Saturday? Stayed away from it.

I need to see a photo before you can throw around the word 'gorgeous' when referring to her.

Fenerbache Orlando Pirates Real Sociedad

Lone Survivor is bloody brilliant, that will get some rave reviews I am sure.

Galatasaray are wankers.

Going to watch Lone Survivor tonight, not out till the 31st but think I have found a good enough site.

Cheers Buddy.

What are peoples thoughts on Athletico, Galatasary, Anderlecht and Olympiacos today? I had a 10 fold that pays £106 and WH are offering me £50 to cash out now, only a £3 bet..

Just seen Wolf of Wall Street, like most have said it is absolutely fantastic. If anyone wants a fantastic link to watch it online, which comes out through HDMI brilliantly also then drop me a PM.

£35 on Everton, Juventus and Sevilla and £25 on Montpellier, Valencia and PSV. Both return just over a ton each.