Uncle Albert

£25 on Man City at HT at 12/5, puts me £20 up for the day.. Ayr ruined my Panda bet

Wigan Alfreton Newcastle Kidderminster Apt for Lamby.

Down to this bird I know, never bleeding wins.

Had a fair few bets: Bolton Wigan Tranmere Bristol Rovers Barnet St Mirren £3 pays £361.34 Sheff Wed Chesterfield Mansfield Scunthorpe Wimbledon £2 pays £202.86 Reading - Both Teams to Score and Win Hull - Both Teams to Score and Win Peterborough - Both Teams to Score and Win £2.50 pays £309.37 Huddersfield Southampton Sunderland Leicester Luton Elgin Notts County £1 pays £45.68 Burton Oxford Wolves Rotherham Swindon £2 pays £49.39 And my PANDA bet. Peterhead Ayr Napoli Dordrecht Atromitos £10 pays £80

Banterin'ell.

I can't imagine him doing nothing else but blasting wanks out to a Roger Federer poster.

He's a teacher?! That's even worse. Saying that I had a few teachers at school like KingFox, surprisingly they were the ones who had objects thrown at them.

You have kids? I thought you were like 16!

They're dire odds especially when Betfred had it at 150/1 less than a week ago.

Top three at the 3:05 Lingfield.. 8/1, 50/1 and a 20/1! Nevermind,

Worth a bluey at 6/1.

Brilliant.

I'm going to my first 'gig', June 21st. Bandwagon.

I would of hit the bleeding roof mate, that's bang out of order on her part, bet she was from Manchester.

Knew it would be AC Milan to piss me off tonight.

I had 94p in my Hills account, God knows why so I stuck it all on.. Man United Olympiacos Barcelona Real Sociedad AC Milan Bordeaux Toulouse PSG PEC Zwolle Galatasary For a whopping £12.51 back

Yeah I looked at a 6 fold I placed last night, this morning, completely switched off from Football once Peterborough were 2-0 down, anyway went on and seen Peterborough, Charlton, Wrexham, Macclesfield and Man City -1 had all won, pissing Marseille.

1. All Around the World 2. Cigarettes and Alcohol 3. Live Forever 4. Little by Little 5. Don't Look Back in Anger

Had Adebayor FGS on Sunday, returned £80, decided to stick £50 on PSG, AC Milan and Athletico Madrid, having some shit betting luck at the minute.

That's him, again not done anything wrong, just not a fan.

Yeah Gasquet, best back hand in the game, well once upon a time he did. I was never a fan of the little one who wears glasses, maybe he would be on the list if I could remember his name.

I couldn't really think of one, Tennis is the Sport of nice guys for me, sometimes Tsonga goes over the top, just my thought.

Football - Ferguson Rugby - Danny Cipriani Tennis - Tsonga Golf - Keegan Bradley F1 - Sebastian Vettel Snooker - Ding Junhui Cricket - Steve Smith

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You can get 150/1 with Betfred.