Shrenchel

Whisky makes me be sick in my own mouth and I don't really mind because at the least the sick tastes better than the fvcking whisky. Need to buy some as a present though. Can anyone recommend me a good one please? Was thinking £25-35 but then I don't really know how much it costs so can spend more if that's not realistic.

You have 28 people in a seminar?! Your uni is having a turkish mate. That's massive.

You dodged a bullet mate.

Yeah definitely mate. The plod are always well quick to get rid of the data they have on innocent people.

According to a Rovers mate Leeds have lifted our Gradel song. Which we stole from about 6 other clubs anyway so aint got much to complain about I guess.

Genius. Get it going lad. We're all be backing you up loud and proud when you start it off. Have you considered taking off your top and waving it round your head? If poetry this good doesn't deserve a twirling then what the fvck does.

Yeah it's bangin. Was spending 40 odd quid a month on payg with them for a year though so think that might've helped.

Who are you on payg with? Just call them up asking for a PAC code because you're moving onto a contract with another provider, make up some bollocks about how the other network is offering you a special offer of this, this and this and then they'll beat it (presuming you've actually been spending a bit of money whilst on payg.) I was on Orange payg because I've been living abroad, told them I was getting a contract with 02 and they've given me 1800 minutes, unlimited texts, unlimited intrernet and a free sony W995 at £18.50 on an 18 month contract.

This is probably one of the worst things about uni. Even the two Leicester fans I met there were plastics.

Swear you were the plank that started referring to the rent boys as 'we' in another thread and then said they were your second team or summin. Might not have been, fvck knows. Bedtime.

Alt Tab to your Chelsea forum then you goon.

Queue the restraining order, he's probably got about 15 pending already.

That emoticon is clearly for the exact opposite of this occasion.

I seriously doubt anyone there is previously trained in giving advice about flu pandemics. Just a job innit, times are hard. Better than sitting around all day feeling sorry for yourself and being too brass to do everything you want to.

Swear they just opened up half the swine flu hotline in Leicestershire?! You dole scum can't be trying very hard if you couldn't even get a job there. The other half is in Bristol and they were giving out jobs like a paedo's sweets, rang me up about 4 times.

The kid's a city fan you miserable twat. I wish the rapture would fooking hurry up.

Anyone seen Hunger? That film is hard. Amazing stuff.

I voted for him. That girl that's winning is a munter, her parents are clearly on benefits.

Saw summin about it on the telly. Apparently in the talk show bit, the host, producers and security were in on it and the woman that stands up and asks a question is an actress but the crowd are all real. 2 or 3 of other bits were staged (woman that whips him at the swingers party is an actress etc) but the large majority isn't.

A few lapped it up, he clearly knew which ones were going to take the bait. It didn't really put me off per se, I only went because my old flatmate was bang on Jesus so she was bugging me for ages to try it and she said there would be a free meal. I wouldn't ever have gone to the second one unless it had turned out to be full of rum and techno.

Maybe they're not all the same but I went to the first session of one once and the manipulative tactics of the geezer in charge would have given Jim Jones a lob on.

Did you fulfill your vulnerable people indoctrination quotas?

Anyone seen one man, one jar? It makes two girls look like the sex scene outta Titanic.

On that thing it basically does. All the question were about whether I'm preggers or have given blood in the laast 16 weeks and then a big box flashed up the end saying 'Please don't give blood if you think you've got HIV.' Alrite, seeing as you asked nicely.