The Doctor

and that was clearly out of play

clearest dive you'll ever see from the leagues biggest cheats

Choudhury and BDCR ready as well. give Ruud his due, not wasting time on subs

faes and winks coming on

JJ has the first mistake but Ward dove out of the way of the ball given a shit touch from the scorer

dove out of the way of the ****ing ball

Ward you ****ing clown

oh, another nibble after the balls gone without a booking

oh look, kick in the back of Vardy unpunished. presumably the blind bear won't mention it

are you actually blind? there's no contact in half of these. there was in the diving tackle from behind on Soumare. team of cheating thugs, which is why Cuhna is playing

diving in from behind, no yellow. player falling over because he failed to turn a player, yellow for the player who tackled him. clown shit

boos from the kop every time Ward touches it

Taylor doesn't have a ****ing clue the bald gimp

it's a weak lobbed ball, I could have come and caught that half cut with my eyes closed

you're utter shit ward

why was that even checked? miles away from the box

I can see the argument but McAteer is too lightweight for me, he just gets knocked off the ball too easy

id rather play him than Ward tbh

3rd minute, no look star jump past the ball. can't we just get Janina Leitzig to put on a fake moustache from a Christmas cracker and call herself James for the day rather than play this clown

it is but ultimately, of the options in that position it's Facundo, McAteer or a walking trades description act violation. Facundo is both the best player and in the best form of those three and we've chosen the trades description act violation instead

he can't be any worse than Ayew though, given Ayew is utterly dogshit

he does however have functioning hands so is better than that shit flappy armed bastard.

Ayew and Ward

dunno, I think Dyche can beat Forest

genuinely don't get why people claim Ricardo was up there with the worst keepers we've had. he was perfectly average (probably better than Weale tbh) and yet people act like he was Massimo Taibi levels of bad for simply punching crosses