The Doctor

Send Ayew back down south on their bus and send a trading standards complaint about Palace for claiming this man is a footballer.

only needed 40 minutes to see that he's still as shit as he's always been. Never in the bloody picture when we break, can't hold up the ball (the one thing he's supposed to be competent at) and is directly at fault for that goal.

fair play, that's a screamer. been coming though

**** sake Ayew you stupid twat.

Should be working out better there. Can't work out if it's Ayew moving slower than glacial drift or a poor pass by Soumare that caused this though.

what a save Mads

that should have been 1-0. Coady losing his man and forcing JJ to abandon his man.

Genuinely infuriates me how many of the commentators can't tell two players apart. The one on the US stream keeps mixing up Soumare and Wilf, and like they don't really look alike???

wild actually having tactics.

nope, this is a Sunday game because Amazon put Brighton on on Thursday so the minimum rest time stuff pushed it to Sunday

it's not that he's slow, it's that he offers nothing. ok, off the bench he can be occasionally useful but generally speaking he kills every attack, never has any desire to get forward himself and is like playing with 10 men. He should have been shown the door with Cooper

was really hoping we had a manager who could see Ayew is about as effective as a lubeless colonoscopy but otherwise fine

then there's no point in him being there anyway. Amorim is a good manager (although probably won't work at Man Utd because they need a complete root and branches restructure at the top and to bomb out half their squad who down tools every time they don't agree with their FIFA UT rating) but any DoF should be involved in appointing the manager, if not why do you even have a DoF?

I mean Ashworth is supposed to be pretty knowledgable so I don't think he's the sort of union jack cape wearing weirdo who waxes lyrical for Southgate while dismissing managers who've bossed it on the continent.

given the sheer amount of glee that's being shown across social media ("thoughts and co-pays, sympathy is out of network and not covered etc") America is going to get one hell of a lesson in jury nullification (where a jury returns a not guilty verdict for a guilty person because they believe the law was unjust) if they catch this guy.

turns out the shooters backpack was full of monopoly money: https://news.sky.com/story/brian-thompson-shooting-monopoly-money-found-in-new-york-health-ceo-gunmans-backpack-in-central-park-13269331 this is the sort of shit that batman writers would reject for not being subtle enough when doing the joker.

at cannons age, regular first team football is crucial. he's not getting that with Vardy here, might as well get him out on loan and bring in an old body for the 30 minutes of the season he's actually needed for.

they won't have the sense, they'll sack Amorim after 12-18 months and come for Ruud, but Man Utd really just need to give him free reign to sell most of the squad and rebuild with fewer egos

I mean with Southampton it'd have to be like 80 points for bottom. that said, it's been like 6 weeks of being utterly shit, no way have they learnt they're getting relegated and the verdict not leaked

no chance, it'll be a points deduction that makes 20th a certainty. if there's an extra promotion it'll be from the vanarama if the EFL reject Man City getting membership as a result of the financial offences

Plenty on the outside were saying that about us 2 years ago. any team currently below us when our lead to the relegation zone is only 4 points we don't want to win, that should be obvious there really weren't many if any people actively willing us to lose (expecting us to is a very different thing).

really weird you're celebrating a team we're directly competing with taking the lead tbh. Have you considered charging possession football rent with the way it lives in your head?

Honestly feels quite lazy this year. "here's how your musical taste developed this year", yea, I know, I was there and that April was basically just Chappell Roan. Give me the interesting shit like what city is most like me in terms of genres and artists... Top artist was Scene Queen, top song sure as shit isn't going on socials (take a look at the track listing for her album from this year, "Hot Singles In Your Area" and it'll be obvious why).

it'll be pretty poor unless the club put it general sale and price it right.

Love a good Toby Collyer this time of year, roast dinner and usually better starters as well.