The Doctor

tbf, good last ditch defending from Okoli. where the **** was Kristensen though?

oh hey look, when you put more than one attacker on the pitch you create chances, who'd have thought cooper you prat

should be but knowing our board it'll be Christmas at the earliest

wild to think we could have had Emery if we'd reacted early enough with Rodgers.

gonna make a change yet Cooper you twat?

brief doubts after Millwall and Plymouth aside, no. I'd have far more confidence with him in charge than this clown

he can't coach for shit, that's already well known. he was absolutely shit at Forest, us being a basket case, the sort of luck you can only get by huffing leprechaun farts as part of a pre match routine and their home atmosphere kept them up more than anything he did. with him in charge we will only ever get worse, that's obvious to everyone

there's a lot of dross in this division, hitting 40 points on the pitch will likely see us stay up regardless of points deduction but we're getting nowhere near that under the BTEC Allardyce

that's leaving it far too late. you can already see that he's not good enough, waiting 10-15 games is just ensuring we've got no way of getting out of things for the performance of "giving him time" rather than admitting mistakes quickly.

nope, this is what he's capable of, a lower championship manager who got one good run at Forest and has lived off it since. Needs to go ASAP

it's not pragmatism, it's as dogmatic as Enzo was, it's just dogmatic about defensive football rather than possession and so the yer da types think it's "proppa footy"

subs at half time: Kristensen, Ndidi and Ayew off Ricardo, BEK, Mavididi on. could be tempted by one of Skipp or winks for Facundo as well. only way we're getting anything is if we ditch Coopers "pragmatism" and play some actual football

Dave Bassett makes this joker look like Rob Kelly tbh

Hermansen motm all ready for keeping this at just 1, it's utter shit, get this Temu Pulis out

you know full well that the free kick was questionable will appease the happy clappers and the board and he'll get no flak for this shit

so, how do we get back into this with 8 defensive players on the pitch Cooper you muppet?

clever free kick but no one watching any runs...

jj having another shocker, Kristensen not doing much more. glad we don't have a top class full back on the bench hey Steve

honestly I'd rather have Gucci belt than this shit and I was one of Rodgers biggest critics from day 1. absolutely hideous tactics from a man who is clearly championship level at best

yep. wiley from Coops to interpret that as Mann City from the Isle of Man farmers league

the river soar is a good one, moves quick enough that you can get swept away and not have to watch this crime against humanity

BDCR for Fatawu and that's basically the most defensive and shit team we could ever put out. People willing to admit that this isn't pragmatism, it's as dogmatic as Enzo but without the good grace to at least be nice to watch

so, to stay up we just have to hope that Rishi decides what he really wants to do now is have a go as Southampton manager then

well obviously we don't know, but that is a pretty pointless attempt at a rebuttal, like do you genuinely believe there's not a single striker besides Edouard that would want to come here?

I'm happier with this transfer than some of the other names we were linked with (Broja and the tree necked bigot) but there's a lot of players in between Edouard and Oshimen (e.g. Fotis, who would have been a better use of funds than Skipp and Ayew)