The Doctor

Could genuinely fix our PSR hole if we started fining Ayew for every time he throws himself to the deck.

honestly just get WW3 underway and end the season, it's for the best.

Got a tap in and he'd rather fall over. Get his contract terminated.

do we have a tactical plan? because i genuinely can't see one.

stop playing it back to the keeper at every opportunity...

Ayew you selfish *****

have we considered not playing possession football from the back with Caleb Okoli? Man cannot pick a pass to save his life.

love Vestegaards tendncy to duck away from shots... absolutely useless defender.

Ayew runs like he's desperate for a shit.

if this is serious we might as well just forfeit now tbh

Bobby Reid genuinely offers very little outside of popping up with a goal every now and then.

Cannot wait till Ayew ****s off.

so you don't bring Vestegaard and the drunk driver in and instead play e.g. Aluko. If you insist on playing Nelson, Okoli and Vestegaard, it cannot be with one at left back. This clown of a manager has dug his own grave with this selection.

Harsh. Knocky may have looked like he was running in slow motion half the time but at least he tried to run.

so if you really must play this line up, it's 3-5-2 with Stephy and Abdul as wing backs and BdCR getting up in support with Ayew... (god that's still utterly rancid)

tbf what I've seen of Onkonkwo he's as prone to a gaff as Ward is. No doubt it'll be 85 minutes before our first shot on target

commentators saying Nelson at left back, surely not? That would be even more ridiculous

what the ****ing hell is that selection? mans trying to get sacked I swear

that would be the only reason to sign her. She's distinctly average as a player, was low end WSL while at Villa and doesn't really present an upgrade on the likes of Goodwin and O'Brien. Would probably be better than Ayane at most. She'd be a squad depth signing with barely a notice if she didn't have massive socials follows.

Moroccan federation threatening legal action because Senegal left the pitch... all getting very ridiculous, like you're not getting a trophy awarded through the courts

how's he missed that?

absolute belter.

Aiyawatt gonna be getting ideas. Can't wait for the sub 3k attendances.

how long before Newcastle move Howe on? Like you can't imagine their owners would be happy with the state of this.