Mee

Really good day, just finished my weeks trial for a job at my old school, and i got called in the office today to say i have the job! Absolutely delighted!

Was at house party, shit kicked off and im back home at 11.20. WOOO PARRYYYYY

I suppose the Staff Room toilets could be used.

Good day today, found out i have a week trial at the school job i applied for, and if i get along fine and its permanent, so i'm happy!

Strange kind of day. Was hanging around all day until 3pm when i went for an interview for an apprenticeship at the school i left 2 years ago. Find out whether i have got it on Tuesday, really hope i have, it would be perfect for me! I then took a bike ride with some friends to Syston and on the way back i hit a pot hole on the rode, i swerved almost falling off, phone falls out pocket and the only car we had seen for a few miles drives by and runs over my iPhone. Surely my luck has to change soon?

How do wasps poo? And if there was no gravity in the world, but we still could live, how would it work? Glass container built in the air to stop us getting ****ed over by a big comet?

I wonder if he rocketed into Poontang land.

Bit random, but hey Roo' Fox, i've missed your Rudderish' banter son.

I hope Wymsey comes back and posts a massive post about the whole date, every single detail... On second thoughts...

Great detective work though pal!

It does if he has a super-cock.

Fooking hell, i wish i could borrow some of Wymsey's stamina, he's been going at her for days!

I bet his butler forget to put his jonny on by his mouth.

If it's bloody, take it muddy.

Christine Bleakey Melanie Sykes

Mikill Pane - The Return of Mister Pane.

My feedback is currently 0% with a (-1) . I sold my phone, and they were not happy with it when i listen exactly what was wrong with is, and they complained with every single thing what i had already listed. eBay seemed to think that i was in the wrong, so I had to refund him half the fooking price. The thing i didn't get was that he was willing to pay 200 quid for a phone which was apparently for a birthday present, he made me put this special delivery on it and everything! Oh well, managed to get a KFC on the way back from the post office, so wasnt to bothered. Bit annoying when my paypal balance read -£192 though!

MILF?

SOUND.

Went Norwich today, got some new things. Hollister is the coolest shop I have ever been in.

Are you sure your butler didn't use the ink and quill method to write your CV mate?

What's her number mate?

lol

Even looking at them sends shivers down my spine. KFC all the way.

Well done to your daughter mate!