Sampson

Caption: “Real Brexit has never been tried.”

I’ve just found out that that old Radiohead music video from the 90s for the song Just where everyone lies on the floor has been solved. Apparently he says “I’ve seen a way” and all the stuff he says is about Jesus and bible quotes and the video was about following false prophets.

Albrighton???

I was never a fan of Corbyn’s foreign policy and his ideas to trash Trident especially look dumb now given the world we’re in. But he was still a clearly miles better choice than Boris and his brutal hard Brexit were in 2019. Corbyn I think campaigned on essentially having a similar relationship to the EU as Norway did.

I guess he would’ve been a citizen of the Roman Empire if citizenship existed back then, so probably would’ve been a modern day citizen of Turkey or something.

I’m sorry - what are you trying to suggest here? That Austria got votes for political reasons? Because they have a right wing populist government or something?

And Austria wasn’t? It’s Isreal who got all the political votes not Austria. Austria beat it comfortably in the judge votes

Take politics out of it and there’s absolutely no way Isreal is top half

Get in Italy

UK getting decent points so far

France song was good

Denmark is decent

Portugal is coming last

Can’t quite work out what she means with the Serving Cant and all the open legs

Malta is fun

Genuinely like Switzerland tbh

After watching Armenia, I think I understand what manspreading means now

Give me Eurotrash or give me death.

Iceland is a banger you guys have no sense of fun

Austria

Uk is definitely better than the past couple of years. I like it

Every 13 year old boy in Europe who says they “only listen to “real” music” voting for Lithuania.

I think it’s the “boo masking technology” tbf

This is what Eurovision is all about