LinekersApples Posted 1 June 2019 Share Posted 1 June 2019 (edited) In a pub, On the Saff, an old pirate captain hobbles in. He has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and a patch on his eye. A young man approaches: Man: “You’ve got some stories old timer, what happened to the leg?” Pirate: “T’was a cannon ball. Took it clean off” Man: “What about the hand?” Pirate: “T’was a cannon ball. Took it clean off” Man: “And the eye? Don’t tell me ‘T’was a cannon ball’? Pirate: “No....T’was when Leicester won the league. Brought a tear to my eye so it did” Edited 1 June 2019 by LinekersApples 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
st albans fox Posted 1 June 2019 Share Posted 1 June 2019 15 minutes ago, LinekersApples said: In a pub, On the Saff, an old pirate captain hobbles in. He has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and a patch on his eye. A young man approaches: Man: “You’ve got some stories old timer, what happened to the leg?” Pirate: “T’was a cannon ball. Took it clean off” Man: “What about the hand?” Pirate: “T’was a cannon ball. Took it clean off” Man: “And the eye? Don’t tell me ‘T’was a cannon ball’? Pirate: “No....T’was when Leicester won the league. Brought a tear to my eye so it did” Man: “Tears don’t make you lose your eye!” Pirate: “Wiping them away can and T’was the first day with my hook” Disappointed that you felt the last two lines were necessary..,.,,,, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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