IDEA OR IKEA Posted 26 October 2005 Posted 26 October 2005 Hi all, i recently dumped my ex as i am too good for her, subsequently there is a postion open to be my girlfriend is anyone interested. I am 25, hot, Computer Programmer, earn £40-60K a year and drive a BMW Series 7
Shum Posted 26 October 2005 Posted 26 October 2005 Hi all, i recently dumped my ex as i am too good for her, subsequently there is a postion open to be my girlfriend is anyone interested. I am 25, hot, Computer Programmer, earn £40-60K a year and drive a BMW Series 7 lmao!!
Babylon Posted 26 October 2005 Posted 26 October 2005 Hot, Computer Programmer Not sure those words go together.
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 26 October 2005 Author Posted 26 October 2005 Not sure those words go together. I dont make spreadsheets - . I get to make/play computer games all day - and get paid!
D4 Posted 26 October 2005 Posted 26 October 2005 Hi all, i recently dumped my ex as i am too good for her, subsequently there is a postion open to be my girlfriend is anyone interested. I am 25, hot, Computer Programmer, earn £40-60K a year and drive a BMW Series 7 get on an internet dating agency son. u wont find many girls on a football forum sorry girls that is politically incorrect. now wheres my king size yorkie
Thracian Posted 26 October 2005 Posted 26 October 2005 Hi all, i recently dumped my ex as i am too good for her, subsequently there is a postion open to be my girlfriend is anyone interested. I am 25, hot, Computer Programmer, earn £40-60K a year and drive a BMW Series 7 Do you always sell yourself in such modest terms. Most of the girls I've ever met were more interested in personality than a list of material credits. Am I now SO old that I'm completely out of touch?. Sounds to me that you're gonna have a big problem finding someone to love you as much as you do.
Janx Posted 26 October 2005 Posted 26 October 2005 Hi all, i recently dumped my ex as i am too good for her, subsequently there is a postion open to be my girlfriend is anyone interested. I am 25, hot, Computer Programmer, earn £40-60K a year and drive a BMW Series 7 Is anyone else revisiting an edition of "The OFfice" about now.. Hey have you ever been to the Speedway, and did you know that Bruce Lee is still alive?
Phil Posted 26 October 2005 Posted 26 October 2005 Hi all, i recently dumped my ex as i am too good for her, subsequently there is a postion open to be my girlfriend is anyone interested. I am 25, hot, Computer Programmer, earn £40-60K a year and drive a BMW Series 7 whats it like to be so up your own a*sehole you can taste your liver?
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 26 October 2005 Author Posted 26 October 2005 40-60 k ? wanna get yourself a decent job son and you want to stop playing football in the 5 division - Masters
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 26 October 2005 Author Posted 26 October 2005 Do you always sell yourself in such modest terms. Most of the girls I've ever met were more interested personality than a list of material credits. Am I now SO old that I'm completely out of touch?. Sounds to me that you're gonna have a big problem finding someone to love you as much as you do. only the ugly ones....
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 26 October 2005 Author Posted 26 October 2005 whats it like to be so up your own a*sehole you can taste your liver? Mmmm - tastes good!
Foxing_Around Posted 26 October 2005 Posted 26 October 2005 Hi all, i recently dumped my ex as i am too good for her, subsequently there is a postion open to be my girlfriend is anyone interested. I am 25, hot, Computer Programmer, earn £40-60K a year and drive a BMW Series 7 That's quite possibly the funniest thing I've read on here. You don't have to lie mate, we all know you and Mrs Palm are still happily together.
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 26 October 2005 Author Posted 26 October 2005 That's quite possibly the funniest thing I've read on here. You don't have to lie mate, we all know you and Mrs Palm are still happily together. See a tread that is actually funny (and true - whether your life is so dark that you refuse to accept that someone is doing well!). Oh ive had many a visit to Mrs Palms Parlour but who hasn't Oh and i would prefer a brunette
City_4_Life Posted 26 October 2005 Posted 26 October 2005 Hi all, i recently dumped my ex as i am too good for her, subsequently there is a postion open to be my girlfriend is anyone interested.I am 25, hot, Computer Programmer, earn £40-60K a year and drive a BMW Series 7 I've got a couple of gay friends that are single if you are interested?
Steven Posted 26 October 2005 Posted 26 October 2005 Hi all, i recently dumped my ex as i am too good for her, subsequently there is a postion open to be my girlfriend is anyone interested. I am 25, hot, Computer Programmer, earn £40-60K a year and drive a BMW Series 7 I am in my early-40s ( <_< ), overweight but slimming down, intelligent, would not get out of bed for £40-60K a year and do not have a car. Any takers ?
Foxing_Around Posted 26 October 2005 Posted 26 October 2005 (and true - whether your life is so dark that you refuse to accept that someone is doing well!). Brilliant, keep it coming mate! My life is far from dark and I really couldn't give a toss if you were earning £500k a year, but coming onto a forum and bragging about what you earn, drive and how 'hot' you are seems pretty desperate to me. There's a big world outside mate, plenty of beautiful people out there, hey maybe even one that can match your looks, well at least come close. Give Kate Moss a call, i'm sure she get rid of Doherty for a chance to be with you!
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 26 October 2005 Author Posted 26 October 2005 Brilliant, keep it coming mate! My life is far from dark and I really couldn't give a toss if you were earning £500k a year, but coming onto a forum and bragging about what you earn, drive and how 'hot' you are seems pretty desperate to me. There's a big world outside mate, plenty of beautiful people out there, hey maybe even one that can match your looks, well at least come close. Give Kate Moss a call, i'm sure she get rid of Doherty for a chance to be with you! Woooooooooooooooooooooooo...raw nerve hit! Someones single!
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 26 October 2005 Author Posted 26 October 2005 , division 5 is fine by me Wasn't a dig mate just fear that if you dont make the step up soon it could be too late - i fear that the higher divisions fans may be missing out.
Foxing_Around Posted 26 October 2005 Posted 26 October 2005 Woooooooooooooooooooooooo...raw nerve hit! Someones single! Poor mate, you were going so well aswell!
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 26 October 2005 Author Posted 26 October 2005 Poor mate, you were going so well aswell! Shall i sing a song for you, shall i sing a song for you......
Phil Posted 26 October 2005 Posted 26 October 2005 why are you advertising for a girlfriend on an internet site if your such a great catch apparently.
Sparky Posted 26 October 2005 Posted 26 October 2005 and you want to stop playing football in the 5 division - Masters Wasn't a dig mate just fear that if you dont make the step up soon it could be too late - i fear that the higher divisions fans may be missing out. nah , division 5 is my level now , maybe 4 at a push . im 25 now career coming towards an end now
Foxing_Around Posted 26 October 2005 Posted 26 October 2005 Shall i sing a song for you, shall i sing a song for you...... Fire away guv'nor
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