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Oh, to be a pirate...

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Nope not me! I'll get sea sick after a while! :ermm::thumbup:

Sh it, never thought of that.

We'll be the pirates of the roads. Highwaymen if you like. But with wooden legs and eye patches and parrots.

Arrrghh! I be a pirate!

Posted

Is that Knight as in Knight? If so.. hi Knight. How's tricks?

If not...

What the fu ck are you doing impersonating me ol mucker Knight?

You missed the Talk Like a Pirate day then Jimbo ...19th Sept 2005... I was prolific for the day at least!! :cool:

Posted

'twould be the life.

Who's with me?

Ahaaaarrrrgggghhhhh Jim lad.

Posted

Maybe I shouldn't be a pirate. I've only ever had one encounter with a parrot. I spent about 2 hours trying to convince it to say Blue Army but all it seemingly wanted to do was bite my arm in about 9 different places. Good job bird flu wasn't doing the rounds back then.

Posted

Maybe I shouldn't be a pirate. I've only ever had one encounter with a parrot. I spent about 2 hours trying to convince it to say Blue Army but all it seemingly wanted to do was bite my arm in about 9 different places...

Perhaps it was training to (eventually) bite you in the eye,

so that you would have to wear a pirate's eye patch :P

Posted

Maybe I should market surplus flakes of my skin as parrot food?

Sounds like a feasible extra revenue stream in this country...

Posted

Now that it's met with your approval, could I have a suitably sincere testimonial as to its greatness for the side of the tub?

I am not a parrot!!!! :rolleyes:

Posted

Yeah but the-parrot-owning-parrot-food-buying-public don't need to know that.

Hmm still, I feel it would be demeaning...

Ask a talking parrot!

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