Katy Posted 17 November 2005 Posted 17 November 2005 I used to use the break to make a cuppa. I'm now told that I consume too much caffeine. I usually have a bottle of red wine now. TBH, the tv is on next to me while I use this forum and chat to people on messenger, that's all. Ah subliminal - the best way to infiltrate (thats the second time ive used that word today) your brain with things is by having it on in the background whilst you are doing something else....god, ive turned into Cisono
The People's Hero Posted 17 November 2005 Author Posted 17 November 2005 A good advert is the worcester sauce one which takes the pi ss out of shampoo adverts.
The People's Hero Posted 17 November 2005 Author Posted 17 November 2005 Really? Is it possible to be a 'bit' gay?
The People's Hero Posted 17 November 2005 Author Posted 17 November 2005 I suppose I am talking to the expert.
Cat Burger Posted 17 November 2005 Posted 17 November 2005 Yeah you can eat raw meat, be really hard and hairy, batter people and stuff...But if you drink red wine...You're a bit gay.
The People's Hero Posted 17 November 2005 Author Posted 17 November 2005 Fair enough, you're the expert mate! Now that you've sorted my sexuality out for me, do you have any further revelations about my life?
The People's Hero Posted 17 November 2005 Author Posted 17 November 2005 Now I KNOW not to take anything you say seriously!
Cat Burger Posted 17 November 2005 Posted 17 November 2005 RED WINE IS SYMBOLIC OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST'S BLOOD, IT'S NOT FOR DRINKING.
The People's Hero Posted 17 November 2005 Author Posted 17 November 2005 I assume you don't eat bread then?
Nationwider Posted 17 November 2005 Posted 17 November 2005 Yep. Another advert that annoys me is when the bloke comes in from (obviously) a hard day at work and there is a woman lying on the couch who says "Guess what? I've just secured us a great deal on a loan". Why didn't she ask her fella? Grr! Why doesn't he say "Why didn't you tell me we were in so much ****ing debt, you utter horror of a human being? I slave away all hours for a wage while you p*ss it all away at home on the couch with those friggin' home shopping channels. I'm off. See you in Hell." ??? Or summat like that.
Guest Posted 17 November 2005 Posted 17 November 2005 Why doesn't he say "Why didn't you tell me we were in so much ****ing debt, you utter horror of a human being? I slave away all hours for a wage while you p*ss it all away at home on the couch with those friggin' home shopping channels. I'm off. See you in Hell." ??? Or summat like that. If I was a bloke, and in particular that bloke in the advert, that's exactly what I would say.
Nationwider Posted 17 November 2005 Posted 17 November 2005 If I was a bloke, and in particular that bloke in the advert, that's exactly what I would say. I'm finding the lack of a smiley in that post a bit disconcerting. Have I pressed the "chauvanist" button by mistake?
Guest Posted 17 November 2005 Posted 17 November 2005 I'm finding the lack of a smiley in that post a bit disconcerting. Have I pressed the "chauvanist" button by mistake? No, I just couldn't be arsed picking a smilie. Mainly because I'm being serious.
The People's Hero Posted 17 November 2005 Author Posted 17 November 2005 It's not chauvinist. It would be just as bad if it was the other way round. Maybe.
Nationwider Posted 17 November 2005 Posted 17 November 2005 It's not chauvinist. It would be just as bad if it was the other way round. Maybe. Debt scares the bejeezuz out of me. I spend too much time worrying about money. Sign of the times, I guess.
The People's Hero Posted 17 November 2005 Author Posted 17 November 2005 I never think about it to be fair. Which is probably a good thing because I have a hell of a lot of debt.
Nationwider Posted 17 November 2005 Posted 17 November 2005 I don't know many people who don't. I'm slowly trying to turn around my juggernaut though.
The People's Hero Posted 17 November 2005 Author Posted 17 November 2005 I earn just enough to live (and this is at home with my mum) and my debt just increases each month. I feel quite depressed now. What a sorry state of affairs. I need to get a blonde bimbo and get her on the phone to whatever loan shark it is.
Nationwider Posted 17 November 2005 Posted 17 November 2005 I earn just enough to live (and this is at home with my mum) and my debt just increases each month. I feel quite depressed now. What a sorry state of affairs. I need to get a blonde bimbo and get her on the phone to whatever loan shark it is. Or just a rich blonde bimbo, like I did. Well, not rich. Or a bimbo either. And just blonde highlights really. As for blond bimbos. Why are they always seen out with ugly men? If I looked that good, I wouldn't want ugly.
The People's Hero Posted 17 November 2005 Author Posted 17 November 2005 It's one of the great mysteries. Having said that, if I was my bird, I'd be going out with someone better looking than me!
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