My RPT Pint Lovers vs Leicester City

[Fear Of The Fox]

This is my random pub team. We are challenging these OnlyFans footballers and we are ready to face them. 

We are fielding a classic 4-4-2:

GK: Mauricio Kilowatti (A 116kg explosive goalkeeper, drinks 15 pints of Moretti per night, our Captain) 

CD: John Pinter

CD: Nigel Fosters

DR: Augusto Tequilliano

DL: Jakuzzi Saki

CM: Brian Port

CM: Ricardo Porretiera

MR: The Barman 

ML: Keirius Stonedmer

ST: Achilles 'The Gyros' Ouzopoulos (Our Greek prolific scorer) 

ST: Rudy Van Amstel

 

Manager: Mythos AI with my instructions whenever I feel a bit sober during the game

Sponsor during the game with free beers for everyone: Mythos

 

 

 

[Nalis]

I dont know whats happening but fvck it I'm invested

[Fear Of The Fox]

1 minute ago, Nalis said:

I dont know whats happening but fvck it I'm invested

We're also invested and wasted. 

 

[ACF]

1 minute ago, Nalis said:

I dont know whats happening but fvck it I'm invested

You not heard of Jakuzzi Saki? Plastic

[Arriba Los Zorros]

Frank Worthington walks straight into this team! With no name change 😂

 

Lee Carlsbergley?

John Paintstripper

[jayfox26]

The drugs dont work, they just make you worse...

[Fear Of The Fox]

1 minute ago, jayfox26 said:

The drugs dont work, they just make you worse...

This is our entrance song by Verve. 

[Reynaldo]

I mean at this rate in about four or five years times this topic could be a bloody fixture for Leicester 

[Fear Of The Fox]

Just now, Reynaldo said:

I mean at this rate in about four or five years times this topic could be a bloody fixture for Leicester 

You're a bit optimistic sir.