New song for Rudkin !

[Vlad the Fox]

3 hours ago, AKCJ said:

What the fuch is this schitt?

He was some manager the hipsters wanted a few years back. Might have been alright 

[Stavros81]

🏴‍☠️ “Rudkin in the Morning” 🏴‍☠️

 

Call:
Way hey, what d’ye say?
Crew:
Rudkin sails at break o’ day!

 

Verse 1
The sky’s still dark and the gulls ain’t cried,
And the tide runs cold and grey,
But Rudkin’s crew are up on deck—
We sail at break o’ day!

 

Chorus
🎶 Early in the morning!
Early in the morning!
Way hey, we’ll rise and haul—
For Rudkin leads us all! 🎶

 

Verse 2
With rope in hand and a cask of rum,
We chase the dawn’s first light,
If Rudkin calls, you’d best stand tall,
Or be swimmin’ ‘fore the night!

 

Chorus
🎶 Early in the morning… 🎶

 

Verse 3
We’ve plundered gold from a dozen shores,
And outrun the navy line,
With Rudkin’s grin and a wind so wild,
Every day’s our time to shine!

 

Final Chorus
🎶 Early in the morning!
Raise the flag and give a warning!
Way hey, the sea we claim—
All fear the Rudkin name! 🎶

[ashbyj]

In the tune of paradise city.

 

Ruders cant walk around Leicester City

He says the streets aren’t safe because the team is sh1tty 

Take me Humberstone (I want you, please, take me Humberstone.

Edited 29 April by ashbyj

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

TWO THREE FOUR

[Glovermagic555]

On 28/04/2026 at 23:16, justfoxes said:

In the tune cheer up Garry Rowett oh what can it be to a half decent stadium and a schitt football team 

 

Fuch off Jon Rudkin you Fuched up our club

with a fuching relegation by a schitt football team 

why don’t you just fuch off and take King power with you

cause you & top just  haven’t got a fuching Cluuuue !🤦‍♂️

 

Like a toilet cleaner, your great song does what it says on the .....bottle

[Glovermagic555]

11 hours ago, Stavros81 said:

🏴‍☠️ “Rudkin in the Morning” 🏴‍☠️

 

Call:
Way hey, what d’ye say?
Crew:
Rudkin sails at break o’ day!

 

Verse 1
The sky’s still dark and the gulls ain’t cried,
And the tide runs cold and grey,
But Rudkin’s crew are up on deck—
We sail at break o’ day!

 

Chorus
🎶 Early in the morning!
Early in the morning!
Way hey, we’ll rise and haul—
For Rudkin leads us all! 🎶

 

Verse 2
With rope in hand and a cask of rum,
We chase the dawn’s first light,
If Rudkin calls, you’d best stand tall,
Or be swimmin’ ‘fore the night!

 

Chorus
🎶 Early in the morning… 🎶

 

Verse 3
We’ve plundered gold from a dozen shores,
And outrun the navy line,
With Rudkin’s grin and a wind so wild,
Every day’s our time to shine!

 

Final Chorus
🎶 Early in the morning!
Raise the flag and give a warning!
Way hey, the sea we claim—
All fear the Rudkin name! 🎶

ET........go home!!!

[v6rat]

All far to complex,

 

Rudkin, Rudkin, you’re a twat

Rudkin, you’re a twat.

 

He’s not worth any further effort than that.

Edited 30 April by v6rat