Master Fox Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 Exactly right - to the general chat posters of the future To the future & To Victory!!!
Guest Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 By one, Argos have 20% off at the moment, i'm afraid they don't sell them at the pound shop, otherwise I would have bought you one!!! I have no need for a shed, other than as firewood.
Knighton Matt Posted 2 June 2006 Author Posted 2 June 2006 I've just had a vision. Is there a world where we can all live together in harmony, posting away happily and all drinking from the communal pool of knowledge that is general chat? Or did I drink too much at lunch time?
Master Fox Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 I have no need for a shed, other than as firewood. We have need for slaves to build our sheds, we will accept you as a slave and nothing else!
Dr The Singh Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 I have no need for a shed, other than as firewood. Don't be like that, you know you want one (shed that is)!!!! Anyway rejoice to the victors, we superior, younger fitter, sexier, shed lovers have won!!! Are we all going out to The Shed Club in Leicester???
Master Fox Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 I've just had a vision. Is there a world where we can all live together in harmony, posting away happily and all drinking from the communal pool of knowledge that is general chat? Or did I drink too much at lunch time? Both ! But i'm afraid it will be on our terms only!
Dr The Singh Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 I've just had a vision. Is there a world where we can all live together in harmony, posting away happily and all drinking from the communal pool of knowledge that is general chat? Or did I drink too much at lunch time? Communal Shed and we may agree!!
Knighton Matt Posted 2 June 2006 Author Posted 2 June 2006 Both ! But i'm afraid it will be on our terms only! Sounds dodgy!
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 Both ! But i'm afraid it will be on our terms only! And our terms will be unbalenced, slave driven society where you work 18 hours a day building sheds for our approval
Dr The Singh Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 We have need for slaves to build our sheds, we will accept you as a slave and nothing else! Come on Master, what about cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing!!
Knighton Matt Posted 2 June 2006 Author Posted 2 June 2006 And our terms will be unbalenced, slave driven society where you work 18 hours a day building sheds for our approval I do not approve of your Bolshevik regimes!
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 I do not approve of your Bolshevik regimes! Then worship the shed before its too late
Knighton Matt Posted 2 June 2006 Author Posted 2 June 2006 Then worship the shed before its too late I will never worship demi-gods made of wood and that smell stale!
Strokes Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 Then worship the shed before its too late It is too late, surely he had his chance and he blew it, show no mercy.
Master Fox Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 Come on Master, what about cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing!! These tasks are compulsory living a life as one of our slaves
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 It is too late, surely he had his chance and he blew it, show no mercy. You are correct, what would i do without your guidence, it is too late, you will worship the shed or we will sell you to the gazebo princes
Strokes Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 You are correct, what would i do without your guidence, it is too late, you will worship the shed or we will sell you to the gazebo princes He will worship the shed and we will still send him to the gazebo princes, we have become far too powerful to stop now.
macbeth Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 Then worship the shed before its too late i've converted mine to a place of worship no believers will be allowed in but only for janitorial duties etc.
Knighton Matt Posted 2 June 2006 Author Posted 2 June 2006 i've converted mine to a place of worship no believers will be allowed in but only for janitorial duties etc. Nice work Judy
Dr The Singh Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 He will worship the shed and we will still send him to the gazebo princes, we have become far too powerful to stop now. I think we have become gods!!!!
Knighton Matt Posted 2 June 2006 Author Posted 2 June 2006 He will worship the shed and we will still send him to the gazebo princes, we have become far too powerful to stop now. As demonstrated in the gazebo thread my weapon is far too big and powerful to worry about a sub-standard tent.
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 i've converted mine to a place of worship no believers will be allowed in but only for janitorial duties etc. Is that some form of gazebo i can see lurking in the background?
Strokes Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 Nice work Judy Its an anagram of Just U Dare Yobs, in reference to your vandelism.
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