sunday newspapers

[macbeth]

sunday papers are always good for a bit of creative journalism

where are the most bizarre stories today ...i need my " freddie starr ate my hamster " fix

[davieG]

XCLUSIVE: How Lady Macca hid secret vice past from Sir Paul

Heather, the £5,000 hooker

By Phil Taylor The News of the World can reveal the secret vice past of Sir Paul McCartney's wife Heather.

In an investigation spanning Europe and the Middle East we have tracked down the former high-class hooker who partnered her for an orgy in London's Dorchester Hotel—and later became convinced that Heather's bisexual games weren't just an act for her kinky clients.

In sworn affidavits we have evidence from the private secretary who paid Heather for pleasuring his billionaire master.

And we have testimony from Denise Hewitt, the ex-wife of the heir to the Berkeley Homes empire, that she joined Heather for lesbian games and group sex when they were both London prostitutes.

We can identify the madam who booked many of Heather's rich and famous clients for a 20 per cent fee.

And we reveal that Heather's vice trade wasn't simply a moment of madness in her life. It went on for years.

Heather, now 38, is locked in a split from ex-Beatle Paul and his £825 million fortune, Our revelations will have a shattering effect on her negotiations for a settlement.

Foursome

Her secret sex games with international arms dealer Adnan Khashoggi took place in Spain's Marbella and at the Lanesborough, Hilton, Dorchester and Grosvenor House hotels in London's Mayfair.

She was paid amounts totalling £2,000 in sterling plus another 8,000 US dollars—currently about £4,400. But this was just a fraction of a secret fortune she amassed.

Heather earned a further £1,000 for a foursome with two other escort girls and an Arab prince at the Dorchester on London's Park Lane.

A former escort girl named Petrina Montrose, who joined Heather for the Dorchester hotel orgy, told the News of the World: "Heather was a familiar face in our business.

"I worked with her when we were both hired for a party thrown by an Arab prince at the Dorchester."

Naked

The 37-year-old, who now lives in Essex, said that she and Heather had been booked by a girl named Ros Ashley who also modelled swimwear under the single professional name ‘Ashley'.

Petrina continued: "It was a really lavish affair. There was a buffet of Lebanese food and Ashley was already there with a group of about six working girls, including Heather.

"The prince was tall and greasy and I wanted to leave but I knew that to get my money I'd have to have sex with anyone in the room who picked me. Still, Heather was bubbling over with enthusiasm.

"All the girls separated and, after a while, a blonde girl opened the prince's bedroom door and beckoned me in. The prince was lying naked on the bed with his legs apart.

"The blonde girl lay on the bed between his legs, then I saw that Heather was already in there too. She was naked on the bed, kneeling next to the prince's midriff. I took off my clothes and joined everyone on the bed. I knelt facing Heather and we performed oral sex on the prince. Then all four of us played together on the bed before the blonde girl who called me in had full sex with him.

"When we'd finished, Heather made no attempt to put her clothes on. Instead she started parading naked around the room, trying to impress the prince even more. At the end, Ashley paid us £1,000 each."

Heather's sex trade is also detailed by Abdul Khoury, who was Adnan Khashoggi's private secretary from 1977 until last year.

Mr Khoury, who now lives in the Lebanon, has a great memory for detail. In precise language he told us: "I was responsible for organising all Mr Khashoggi's arrangements, including meetings, travel and his social diary.

[macbeth]

at this rate she will end up paying him for the split

[Daggers]

XCLUSIVE: How Lady Macca hid secret vice past from Sir Paul

There doesn't seem to be any top tips on 'hiding' such a shady past more than simply exposing it.

What about us people who have led a seedy double life - by day being simple Physics teachers, by night being expensive high class transvestite escorts? How do we cover it all up?

[davieG]

There doesn't seem to be any top tips on 'hiding' such a shady past more than simply exposing it.

What about us people who have led a seedy double life - by day being simple Physics teachers, by night being expensive high class transvestite escorts? How do we cover it all up?

With make up I presume

[MC Prussian]

With make up I presume

... if applicable... :mrgreen: