Daggers Posted 26 July 2006 Posted 26 July 2006 If, on the off chance you read this post Anna ~ I suggest you read the top tips post as well. Apparently blokes like myself make the best lovers and I hear you like a bit of 'hows your father'. My wife has said that she is perfectly willing to step aside so that we can both be happy together.
Nationwider Posted 26 July 2006 Posted 26 July 2006 Good for Mrs Bob. Obviously one of the best. She's willing to fall on her sword, so Anna can fall on yours.
Daggers Posted 26 July 2006 Author Posted 26 July 2006 Good for Mrs Bob. Obviously one of the best. She's willing to fall on her sword, so Anna can fall on yours. I quite fancy her sticking around so we could do a bit of Brookside plot re-enactment
The People's Hero Posted 26 July 2006 Posted 26 July 2006 What do blokes see in Anna Friel? Potentially, their todger.
Daggers Posted 26 July 2006 Author Posted 26 July 2006 He's here all week, ladies and gentlemen! Good-oh, because with gags like that I bet tickets are selling like 'I love that Carr comedian, oh yes he's great!' t-shirts.
The People's Hero Posted 26 July 2006 Posted 26 July 2006 He's here all week, ladies and gentlemen! More's the pity for you lot, I suppose. How you doing Mrs Lisa?
Daggers Posted 26 July 2006 Author Posted 26 July 2006 What do blokes see in Anna Friel? Nothing, nothing at all. Her time has come and gone ~ and if she choo choo chooses to spurn me in such a public fashion then she will just have to grin and bear it when I sell my story to the Sunday tabloids. Are you reading this Friel? Are you? You had your chance godammit!
Guest Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 More's the pity for you lot, I suppose. How you doing Mrs Lisa? I will be fine at 4pm tomorrow when the weekend starts!!WARNING: Wishing your life away is neither big nor clever.
Deathside Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 There was a time when it was true to say of Ms Friel - I would Actually if she asked me really nicely today I still probably would (if I wasn't busy)
Daggers Posted 27 July 2006 Author Posted 27 July 2006 There was a time when it was true to say of Ms Friel - I would Actually if she asked me really nicely today I still probably would (if I wasn't busy) Well, don't go holding your breath Mr.D! The way she has messed me about over the last 48 hours, from not getting in touch to flagrantly not communicating with me [directly or indirectly] is testament to the fact that she cares very little about how much pain and suffering she inflicts on fragile minds
Deathside Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 Well, don't go holding your breath Mr.D! The way she has messed me about over the last 48 hours, from not getting in touch to flagrantly not communicating with me [directly or indirectly] is testament to the fact that she cares very little about how much pain and suffering she inflicts on fragile minds But my mind, it ain't so open, that anything, could crawl right in
Knighton Matt Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 Good for Mrs Bob. Obviously one of the best. She's willing to fall on her sword, so Anna can fall on yours. Potentially, their todger. Class :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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