Daggers Posted 28 July 2006 Author Posted 28 July 2006 i need it to get into places cheap; madame tussauds and that OK - but no stories to the Sunday Red Tops about Master Fox, a bag, a rope and an orange...
Dr The Singh Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 In The Singh's Party, we may all be from Tunbridge Wells. Never let it be said that The Singh does not stand to give us the right to feel utterly disgusted wheresoever we may hail from. Upon election, all towns will change their name to Royal Tunbridge Wells, thereby getting rid of many horrible inner city deprivation zones. Thus, at a stroke, Britain is great again. ROYAL TUNBRIDGE SWELLS BAGS OF FUN FOR EVERYONE! So Disco Bob, Royal Turnbridge Wells is where it's at...............so are there loads of rich people, ladies that are particularly easy to the eye, and people that we can manipulate!!! I have 0 ladies in my harem....this does not look for such a great dictator!!! Yes, I couldn't give a fook were you came from, it's where we are going that counts, and that's Royal (By royal decree of The Singh's dictatorship) Macbeth, there's no need to resign, the Royal is a front to recruit, plus we will all give ourselves royal titles and claim to have royal blood, even though mine is from the slums of punjab!!!! Just remember, once you become a member of the group the only way to leave is in your death bed................ Whats happened to master Fox, me and him both have a love for the more meaty women, and he knows loads of em....he needs to be recruited, even by force!! Guys we need a military general to do the nasty work such as beatings, kidnappings and murders...anyone in mind............???
macbeth Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 So Disco Bob, Royal Turnbridge Wells is where it's at...............so are there loads of rich people, ladies that are particularly easy to the eye, and people that we can manipulate!!! I have 0 ladies in my harem....this does not look for such a great dictator!!! Yes, I couldn't give a fook were you came from, it's where we are going that counts, and that's Royal (By royal decree of The Singh's dictatorship) Macbeth, there's no need to resign, the Royal is a front to recruit, plus we will all give ourselves royal titles and claim to have royal blood, even though mine is from the slums of punjab!!!! Just remember, once you become a member of the group the only way to leave is in your death bed................ Whats happened to master Fox, me and him both have a love for the more meaty women, and he knows loads of em....he needs to be recruited, even by force!! Guys we need a military general to do the nasty work such as beatings, kidnappings and murders...anyone in mind............??? thanks to The Singh for the kind offer of reconciliation; however sadly i must decline as my last elevation into royalty resulted in some very bad experiences; i couldn't sleep for weeks ; the wife went a bit barmy and kept going on about her dirty hands; old mates wanted to pick fights with me; the trees in the back garden kept moving and there was all sorts of terrible business with 3 old hags..........so i feel i must burn my bridges on that score however i will continue to work tirelessly with the fat wheezy boys on the sidelines giving encouragement to the fighters on the field and helping myself to the goodies in the pavilion while all the action is going on...however i might consider being in the recruitment of harem staff for a small fee ( i can't afford much) oh and i got 50 quid on ebay for the badge........ seems theres alot of cheapskates use them to get free entry into attractions around the country..........anyway vive la revolution
Dr The Singh Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 thanks to The Singh for the kind offer of reconciliation; however sadly i must decline as my last elevation into royalty resulted in some very bad experiences; i couldn't sleep for weeks ; the wife went a bit barmy and kept going on about her dirty hands; old mates wanted to pick fights with me; the trees in the back garden kept moving and there was all sorts of terrible business with 3 old hags..........so i feel i must burn my bridges on that score however i will continue to work tirelessly with the fat wheezy boys on the sidelines giving encouragement to the fighters on the field and helping myself to the goodies in the pavilion while all the action is going on...however i might consider being in the recruitment of harem staff for a small fee ( i can't afford much) oh and i got 50 quid on ebay for the badge........ seems theres alot of cheapskates use them to get free entry into attractions around the country..........anyway vive la revolution Fair enough mate, but remember there are no wifes in this regime only concubines...and those that are not with us are against us..................................................................
Daggers Posted 29 July 2006 Author Posted 29 July 2006 Fair enough mate, but remember there are no wifes in this regime only concubines...and those that are not with us are against us.................................................................. I've got a brand new concubune harvester
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